The Theresa May General Election thread (edited)

Ravenous

randella said:

We in the Labour Party think it needs a Floyd Rose.

Any serious politician would go for a TransTrem...

So they can change their political tune at any time without people even noticing...

randella

VimFuego said:

randella said:

Ravenous said:

Bridgehouse said:

We have about a week to set up a party, elect a leader, get candidates together.

Vote theFretboard!

Any manifesto ideas? 

1. We pledge to ensure Rosewood can be imported without restriction

I'm Not Being Funny, but... I can't imagine anyone being able to defend on TV the kind of views frequently paraded around here. (Present company excepted.)  Just saying...

We in the Labour Party think it needs a Floyd Rose.

wow you guys are dead set of alienating most of the population, aren't you.

Building a populist grassroots movement to take our country back from the elitist Bigsby 1%.

VimFuego

randella said:

VimFuego said:

randella said:

Ravenous said:

Bridgehouse said:

We have about a week to set up a party, elect a leader, get candidates together.

Vote theFretboard!

Any manifesto ideas? 

1. We pledge to ensure Rosewood can be imported without restriction

I'm Not Being Funny, but... I can't imagine anyone being able to defend on TV the kind of views frequently paraded around here. (Present company excepted.)  Just saying...

We in the Labour Party think it needs a Floyd Rose.

wow you guys are dead set of alienating most of the population, aren't you.

Building a populist grassroots movement to take our country back from the elitist Bigsby 1%.

from our cold, dead hands!!!

scrumhalf

ICBM said:

Am I the only one who finds the multiple embedded quotes that end up as a vertical column of single letters half a mile long annoying?

No. But if you scroll up and down really quickly you get a nice light show.

Garthy

I really don't understand this place. A shitload of bleating that we have an 'unelected' PM with no mandate for months on end, so she calls a GE then a shit load of bleating that it's gerrymandering from the same people. 

I'm convinced if she cured cancer on Monday people her would say 'useless bitch, she could have done that by Friday at half the cost'.

Ravenous

Garthy said:

I really don't understand this place.

Let me guess - you're not middle aged yet are you?

(Kidding guys. Well half kidding.)

Sporky

Garthy said:

from the same people. 

Is it the same people? Or only the same people in the sense that they're all members here, and not actually the same people at all?

randella

Garthy said:

I'm convinced if she cured cancer on Monday people her would say 'useless bitch, she could have done that by Friday at half the cost'.

We'll let her work the weekend, but she's not getting paid for it.

VimFuego

Sporky said:

Garthy said:

from the same people. 

Is it the same people? Or only the same people in the sense that they're all members here, and not actually the same people at all?

or is it made up people?

TheBlueWolf

Garthy said:

I really don't understand this place. A shitload of bleating that we have an 'unelected' PM with no mandate for months on end, so she calls a GE then a shit load of bleating that it's gerrymandering from the same people. 

I'm convinced if she cured cancer on Monday people her would say 'useless bitch, she could have done that by Friday at half the cost'.

Why hasn't May already cured cancer?

Useless bitch.

TheBlueWolf

Ravenous said:

randella said:

We in the Labour Party think it needs a Floyd Rose.

Any serious politician would go for a TransTrem...

So they can change their political tune at any time without people even noticing...

I of The Fixed Bridge Party shall make a stand against all things whammy bar.

HAL9000

Rather than causing dissent and division between the Floyd Rose and Bigsby factions, we need to be building bridges​...

randella

HAL9000 said:

Rather than causing dissent and division between the Floyd Rose and Bigsby factions, we need to be building bridges​...

Sounds like a good manifesto - although I fear you're only string me along until I'm saddled with it.

professorben

TheBlueWolf said:

Ravenous said:

randella said:

We in the Labour Party think it needs a Floyd Rose.

Any serious politician would go for a TransTrem...

So they can change their political tune at any time without people even noticing...

I of The Fixed Bridge Party shall make a stand against all things whammy bar.

I respect how unwavering you are on this. 

holnrew

What the fuck is a guitar

VimFuego

this is the problem with the 1stPTP system, neither parties care one jot for the fixed bridges, it's only the floating bridges vote they are interested in.

Ravenous

All this talk of guitar parts in politics is Nuts.

randella

The whole thing'll divebomb soon enough.

(That's it, I'm out)

TheBlueWolf

professorben said:

TheBlueWolf said:

Ravenous said:

randella said:

We in the Labour Party think it needs a Floyd Rose.

Any serious politician would go for a TransTrem...

So they can change their political tune at any time without people even noticing...

I of The Fixed Bridge Party shall make a stand against all things whammy bar.

I respect how unwavering you are on this. 

It would be remiss of me to float any other opinion.

*gets coat*

Ravenous

<Desperately trying to work in the words "Big Muff".>