The Theresa May General Election thread (edited)

VimFuego

Ravenous said:

<Desperately trying to work in the words "Big Muff".>

if you put the image of teresa may and that in my mind, I may never forgive you.

ICBM

Ravenous said:

<Desperately trying to work in the words "Big Muff".>

Diane Abbot?

Heartfeltdawn

Ravenous said:

Any serious politician would go for a TransTrem...

Is a TransTrem some form of sexual identity? 

randella

ICBM said:

Ravenous said:

<Desperately trying to work in the words "Big Muff".>

Diane Abbot?

Ask Jeremy, he'd know.

randella

Heartfeltdawn said:

Ravenous said:

Any serious politician would go for a TransTrem...

Is a TransTrem some form of sexual identity? 

Personally I'm HSS.

Sporky

randella said:

Heartfeltdawn said:

Ravenous said:

Any serious politician would go for a TransTrem...

Is a TransTrem some form of sexual identity? 

Personally I'm HSS.

Available for hire by the day or the week and delivered in a muddy van?

randella

Sporky said:

randella said:

Heartfeltdawn said:

Ravenous said:

Any serious politician would go for a TransTrem...

Is a TransTrem some form of sexual identity? 

Personally I'm HSS.

Available for hire by the day or the week and delivered in a muddy van?

If that's what floats your boat

Sporky

It's what grinds my neighbour's stumps, certainly.

Axe_meister

I'll just vote for the bird with the biggest muff

Garthy

HAL9000 said:

Rather than causing dissent and division between the Floyd Rose and Bigsby factions, we need to be building bridges​...

It's a crime that we only get one lol each to give. 

octatonic

artiebear

ICBM said:

Ravenous said:

<Desperately trying to work in the words "Big Muff".>

Diane Abbot?

oh dear, I suddenly don't feel well ....................

Bridgehouse

holnrew said:

What the fuck is a guitar

It's what country bumpkins like me call a politician we don't like when the pollsters come round.

Pollster: "Will you be voting for Mr Blenkinsop St John Smyth-Bumcrawler in the election?
Me: "Christ no, eee, e's a git, arrr"
Pollster: "So, how about Mrs Bulldog-Waspchewer?"
Me: "She dun't know nuffink about issues ROUND 'ERE"
Pollster: "SO what is your political leaning then, sir?"
Me: "I believe the earth is FLAAAAAAAAAAAAT"

Bridgehouse

artiebear said:

ICBM said:

Ravenous said:

<Desperately trying to work in the words "Big Muff".>

Diane Abbot?

oh dear, I suddenly don't feel well ....................

Better than feeling Diane Abbot...

Fretwired

What's wrong with Labour? Car crash interview on R4 this morning ... this woman is an MP.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p050mxy9?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=thetodayprogramme&ns_source=facebook

And I see Labour MPs moaning about a possible Tory landslide and how it's bad for democracy. I didn't here anyone complaining when Blair won two three digit majorities - and good old Len McCluskey has had his rival for the election of leader of Unite suspended over 'irregularities' - straight out of the Stalinist book on how to keep power.

A once great party now a shambles ..

english_bob

BGG said:

Every time I say the name Teresa May in print I can't help thinking of the gorgeous 80's soft porn model

You are Donald Trump and I claim my £5.

Bridgehouse

Fretwired said:

What's wrong with Labour? Car crash interview on R4 this morning ... this woman is an MP.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p050mxy9?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=thetodayprogramme&ns_source=facebook

And I see Labour MPs moaning about a possible Tory landslide and how it's bad for democracy. I didn't here anyone complaining when Blair won two three digit majorities - and good old Len McCluskey has had his rival for the election of leader of Unite suspended over 'irregularities' - straight out of the Stalinist book on how to keep power.

A once great party now a shambles ..

That interview was embarrassing, amateurish and down right pathetic.

If that's the level of opposition we can expect to a Tory government with a big majority then god help us all...

Jalapeno

VimFuego said:

randella said:

Ravenous said:

Bridgehouse said:

We have about a week to set up a party, elect a leader, get candidates together.

Vote theFretboard!

Any manifesto ideas? 

1. We pledge to ensure Rosewood can be imported without restriction

I'm Not Being Funny, but... I can't imagine anyone being able to defend on TV the kind of views frequently paraded around here. (Present company excepted.)  Just saying...

We in the Labour Party think it needs a Floyd Rose.

wow you guys are dead set of alienating most of the population, aren't you.

They're living in the 1980s ffs !

Bridgehouse

Jalapeno said:

VimFuego said:

randella said:

Ravenous said:

Bridgehouse said:

We have about a week to set up a party, elect a leader, get candidates together.

Vote theFretboard!

Any manifesto ideas? 

1. We pledge to ensure Rosewood can be imported without restriction

I'm Not Being Funny, but... I can't imagine anyone being able to defend on TV the kind of views frequently paraded around here. (Present company excepted.)  Just saying...

We in the Labour Party think it needs a Floyd Rose.

wow you guys are dead set of alienating most of the population, aren't you.

They're living in the 1980s ffs !

A notoriously successful period for the Labour Party..

Drew_TNBD

Fretwired said:

What's wrong with Labour? Car crash interview on R4 this morning ... this woman is an MP.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p050mxy9?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=thetodayprogramme&ns_source=facebook

And I see Labour MPs moaning about a possible Tory landslide and how it's bad for democracy. I didn't here anyone complaining when Blair won two three digit majorities - and good old Len McCluskey has had his rival for the election of leader of Unite suspended over 'irregularities' - straight out of the Stalinist book on how to keep power.

A once great party now a shambles ..

Jesus Christ!