You know you've reached a certain age when...

TonyR

...you're out running in the park and it's not the young ladies that smile at you but the old 'uns!

jonnyburgo

Also you daren't look at young female joggers arses because you look like a dirty old man.

DesVegas

... sex is just a good excuse to lie down

stratman3142

...people start calling you "young man".

monofin

...... You now make the noises you used to make during sex just getting out of the armchair

richardhomer

You realise you're merely existing and haven't got long left....

stratman3142

..you bend down to do up your shoes laces and wonder whether there's anything else you can do, now that you've made the effort to get there.

breakstuff

stratman3142 said:

...people start calling you "young man".

proggy

You can't trust a fart.

Iamnobody

stratman3142 said:

..you bend down to do up your shoes laces and pass wind.

Fixed.

stratman3142

Iamnobody said:

stratman3142 said:

..you bend down to do up your shoes laces and pass wind.

Fixed.

At least the sound is drowned out by the groaning noise.

dindude

You get obsessed with bin collections 

57Deluxe

...haven't we already had this thread before....?????

breakstuff

57Deluxe said:

...haven't we already had this thread before....?????

Can't remember.

boogieman

You can't walk past a toilet without thinking "better use it while I've got the chance". 

Heartfeltdawn

Salma Hayek and Noel Gallagher are now both 50. That makes me feel old. 

Christophe

You buy a telecaster

bodhi

You have more hair growing around certain orifices than on your head.

TheBlueWolf

breakstuff said:

57Deluxe said:

...haven't we already had this thread before....?????

Can't remember.

It was unheard of in my day.

Bloody kids......

tone1

You insist on knowing a guitar's weight before buying it

ronnyb

You thoroughly read all the general election threads on the fretboard.