You know you've reached a certain age when...

equalsql

When you're fumbling at the checkout with your wallet and the cashier says 'Oh bless'

IvanMC

...when you find out you've started to feel bored by Pro Evolution Soccer games. When you prefer spending hours at Costa with a book to guzzling down beer at the pub with some mates on weekdays, since you know you'll feel awfully bad later. Bloody hangovers...

scrumhalf

...when you hear some music from your youth and you realise that if you take the number of years between that music being recorded and now, and subtract it from the year it was recorded World War I was still being fought.

axisus

jonnyburgo said:

Also you daren't look at young female joggers arses because you look like a dirty old man.

Nope, that's never gonna be a thing for me. One of the great pleasures in life is appreciating a shapely female ass. 

menamestom

You don't fall over.  You have a fall.

Fortunetely I still fall over.

cruxiform

You think you've finished your piss...

breakstuff

Most MILFS are younger than you are.

Evilmags

The oldest women you've shagged is now 70.

Rox

..you come into a thread ready to post some shining nugget of wisdom, but by the time the page loads you forget why you're there and wander back out again to look at shiny things in the classified threads...

Ravenous

Your get up and go, got up and went...

(yes even my jokes are old too.)

ICBM

The new Saturday assistant at the shop you work for isn't young enough to be your daughter...

She's young enough to be your granddaughter.

Emp_Fab

You just can't be arsed to try sucking your gut in when a pretty woman is approaching.

proggy

You read the Obituary section in the local paper to see if anyone you know has copped it.

Handsome_Chris

You can laugh at other people dieing.

Danny1969

Some of the more modern songs in the set are still older than the 18 year old dep bass player

ronnyb

scrumhalf said:

...when you hear some music from your youth and you realise that if you take the number of years between that music being recorded and now, and subtract it from the year it was recorded World War I was still being fought.

Yes similar thing with cars. I was in Blackpool last year driving a minibus full of lads in their late teens early twenties. The car in front was an e type. I said something like "wow look at that" to which came the reply, "what is it ?" It made me think that it was 40 years since the last e type was made. If someone had remarked on a car that was 40 years old in the 70's I probably wouldn't have known what is was or even cared. All they are interested in is Subaru's, evo's and the like. 

DLM

It's a classic, but I had this yesterday and thought I'd do a thread like this myself: when the police officers look young. In this case, also hot, though I expect I'd fall foul of "(age/2)+7".

menamestom

breakstuff said:

Most MILFS are younger than you are.

I'll be more worried when I'm older than the GILFS

ChuckManual

When you visit your local for a birthday drink with your mates and the barmaid who's been giving you the eye for a number of weeks hoiks her ample bosom over the bar and stands on tiptoes to reach your cheek to give you a birthday kiss and makes the mistake of asking how old you are, only to recoil in ABSOLUTE HORROR when you say, "Fifty-one" ...as the words, "But... but... but... my Dad is fifty-one!!!", clearly flash across her eyes.

This may or may not have happened last night... 

chillidoggy

You know it's a set-up if a woman comes on to you.