Fess Up - what do you do that may stop you entering The Kingdom Of The Lord??

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  • Axe_meisterAxe_meister Frets: 4612
    List is far to long to put down here.
    lord of the underworld would be proud.
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    I like Visual Studio.
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  • Flink_PoydFlink_Poyd Frets: 2490
    I listen to the devil's music \m/
    Nobody is guaranteed tomorrow.....


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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6084
    I've used a condom.
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 7744
    I believe that heaven is as likely as lots of virgins waiting to congratulate suicide bombers.

    It's all nonsense, and nothing more than a system of control. 

    You're born, live, then die. The end. 
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  • equalsql said:
    I've used a condom.
    Putting on your head and blowing it up doesnt count.
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5827
    I'm 100% Atheist.
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 27586
    Drew_TNBD said:
    I like Visual Studio.
    You know you can't even get into atheist heaven now, right?
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • Axe_meisterAxe_meister Frets: 4612
    Drew_TNBD said:
    I like Visual Studio.
    As an occasional programmer to create small apps to replace spreadsheets I also like visual studio, gets the job done without having to faff around installing multiple services getting Elipse to work properly.
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  • fields5069fields5069 Frets: 3826
    I'm antitheist.
    Some folks like water, some folks like wine.
    My feedback thread is here.
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  • MtBMtB Frets: 921
    edited May 2017
    rocktron said:
    Now I am not a Bible thumper, but I've actually done something quite the opposite which may help me to pass through St. Peter's Pearly Gates unhindered, I hope.    :)

    I bought a Holy Bible.   :)

    I used to pester the local Reverend's son David, and his daughter Rachel for a Bible. David promised that when they received a new batch, he would put one aside for me. True to his word, he did, but he saved a New Testament instead of a Bible. It was black with gilt page edges, and gold lettering on the cover, the size of a small Collins dictionary. 

    Now, years later, I bought a Holy Bible, King James Version which reminds me of that New Testament. 

    There are so many versions available that it is tricky selecting the right one. I wanted one with the following specification:-
    1. King James Version
    2. Black Leather
    3. Ribbon Marker
    4. Gilt Page Edges
    5. Thumb Index
    6. Concordance and Maps
    7. 12 Point Font Size

    I got this:-   https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Books/KJV-REF-PERS-BLACK-BLTH-Personal-Size/031092202X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1495990302&sr=8-1&keywords=9780310922025

    http://www.eden.co.uk/shop/browse.php?category_id=3&colour=Black&additionalfeature[0]=Gilt+Edges&additionalfeature[1]=Thumb+Index


    C'mon, c'mon, and what did Rachel promise you?............
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  • bingefellerbingefeller Frets: 5723
    I don't believe in anything. 
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  • StrangefanStrangefan Frets: 5845
    I mix fabrics and and wear purple on a Sunday. 
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  • PolarityManPolarityMan Frets: 7273
    Visual studio has hands down the best c++ debugger ever made by several orders if magnitude. I keep a Windows VM around solely for deep debugging sessions where gdb or dbx would do my head in too much.
    ဈǝᴉʇsɐoʇǝsǝǝɥɔဪቌ
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  • ReverendReverend Frets: 4974
    I thought for myself once.
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24793
    Coveting another man's wife and my addiction to saying 'Terry Morgan'....
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    I've inserted a number of objects in my bum
    My V key is broken
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  • Oh, their religions are the best
    They worship themselves yet they're totally obsessed
    With risen zombies, celestial virgins, magic tricks, these unbelievable outfits
    And they get terribly upset
    When you question their sacred texts
    Written by woman-hating epileptics

    Their languages just serve to confuse them
    Their confusion somehow makes them more sure
    They build fortunes poisoning their offspring
    And hand out prizes when someone patents the cure
    Where did they find these goons they elected to rule them?
    What makes these clowns they idolize so remarkable?
    These mammals are hell-bent on fashioning new gods
    So they can go on being godless animals

    Oh comedy, their illusions they have no choice but to believe
    Their horizons that just forever recede
    And how's this for irony, their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs
    That they never ever have to leave

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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4902
    I used to do double denim.
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  • djspecialistdjspecialist Frets: 901
    57Deluxe said:
    I shot and killed two Rats this week.... fucking hate the things...
    Try turning up the Filter control and backing off the Gain slightly.
    Trading feedback | FS: Nothing right now
    JM build | Pedalboard plans
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