The dangers of training to be a suicide bomber ..

Fretwired

I know it's in bad taste but I had to laugh at this .. Iraqi suicide bombing instructor accidentally kills himself and pupils. Over 20 trainee suicide bombers and their teacher were killed in Iraq when the tutor mistakenly detonated the bomb. No doubt they didn't have a proper health and safety policy ...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/10629543/Iraqi-suicide-bombing-instructor-accidentally-kills-himself-and-pupils.html

randomhandclaps

Feel really sorry for the relatives - at least three years of constant calls from Claims Direct.

mike_l

I feel sorry for Claims Direct. Three years of calling the familis of terminally stupid people....

VimFuego

I'm a firm believer in learning from people who have actually done what they are trying to teach. This story is what happens when you have teachers who only have book learning and not real world experience.

bertie

I think this story has blown up out of all proportion

Fretwired

VimFuego said:

I'm a firm believer in learning from people who have actually done what they are trying to teach. This story is what happens when you have teachers who only have book learning and not real world experience.

Totally agree. This is why the Japanese Kamakazi pilots failed. Not enough instructors with first hand experience to pass on the key tips and tricks that make all the difference.

jonnyburgo

Do they still get to fuck 21 virgins in Paradise, or have they lost out on a technicality?

Fretwired

jonnyburgo said:

Do they still get to fuck 21 virgins in Paradise, or have they lost out on a technicality?

There's probably not enough of them left ... and besides, where would they find any virgins?

ESchap

Fretwired said:

jonnyburgo said:

Do they still get to fuck 21 virgins in Paradise, or have they lost out on a technicality?

There's probably not enough of them left ... and besides, where would they find any virgins?

Inverness

mike_l

ESchap said:

Fretwired said: where would they find any virgins?

Inverness

Don't be so silly, there's only 2 things to do in Inverness, drinking and ----ing. One usually leads to the other........ B-)

:ar!

frankus

I for one am hoping this is down to Seal Team 6 developing a "comical deaths only" policy - swap the demo jacket for the real thing...

next week a well known terrorist suffocates after recieving a pie in the face.

randomhandclaps

Fretwired said:

VimFuego said:

I'm a firm believer in learning from people who have actually done what they are trying to teach. This story is what happens when you have teachers who only have book learning and not real world experience.

Totally agree. This is why the Japanese Kamakazi pilots failed. Not enough instructors with first hand experience to pass on the key tips and tricks that make all the difference.

Also no feedback for possible improvements in design or method.

It probably tells you a lot about the intelligence of those who are coerced in to becoming suicide bombers that training is actually required.  "Good news men. I have managed to get hold of a copy of tomorrows final exam paper.   The answers are 1.) Walk up to target.  2.) Press button.  3.) Big boom!." 

thermionic

"Now listen carefully. I'm only going to say this once."

scrumhalf

Kids - they blow up so quickly.

ESchap

mike_l said:

ESchap said:

Fretwired said: where would they find any virgins?

Inverness

Don't be so silly, there's only 2 things to do in Inverness, drinking and ----ing. One usually leads to the other........ B-)

:ar!

You mean the 4 and 20 of legend no longer exist .. ?! .... gutted :-O

johnnyurq

ESchap;159961" said:

Fretwired said:





jonnyburgo said:

Do they still get to fuck 21 virgins in Paradise, or have they lost out on a technicality?There's probably not enough of them left ... and besides, where would they find any virgins?Inverness

Endangered species round these parts nowadays, the song needs updating big time.

johnnyurq

Still on the bright side they are a shoo in for this years Darwin awards, no not that Darwin Oct.

frankus

Once people said "time is the greatest teacher, sadly it kills all it's students" ... that may change if they release this guys name

breakstuff

http://i1352.photobucket.com/albums/q659/breakstuff42/karma_zps5f3262ec.png

Bellycaster

Looking at it positively though, it seems Iraq has plenty of Job Opportunities in the Education Sector.

Myranda

Wasn't this one of the gags in the Ahmed the Dead Terrorist routine?

So how did you die Ahmed?

New guy.

New Guy?

Yeah, he practised! Hahaha! Silence!