HNAD to me!

Drew_TNBD

Yeahhhhhhh... back in the Diezel camp...

octatonic

Nice bread bin.

Drew_TNBD

octatonic said:

Nice bread bin.

It's empty.

octatonic

Is that a metaphor for life?

Drew_TNBD

octatonic said:

Is that a metaphor for life?

It is. It is.

octatonic

No Bread - Ian McMillan

I wish I'd made a list

I forgot to get the bread.

If I forget it again

I'll be dead.

We had blank and butter pudding,

beans on zip.

Boiled egg with deserters,

no chip butty: just chip.

I wish I'd made a list

I forgot to get the bread.

My Mam got the empty bread bin

and wrapped it round my head.

Our jam sarnies were just jam

floating on the air.

We spread butter on the table

cos the bread wasn't there.

My Mam says if I ran away

she knows I won't be missed,

not like the bread was

I wish I'd made a list!

Shark_Eyes

I can't tell if your child is tiny or the Diezel is huge.

Adorable picture though.

57Deluxe

I can see your Au Pair in the background...

BigMonka

octatonic said:

No Bread - Ian McMillan

I never knew Gandalf had such a way with words.

DartmoorHedgehog

octatonic said:

No Bread - Ian McMillan

That's excellent - haven't heard that before.  Reminds me a bit of John Cooper Clarke.  I'll have to look up some more of his stuff now.

Drew_TNBD

57Deluxe said:

I can see your Au Pair in the background...

Mother in Law.

Sassafras

I just hope she's wearing ear plugs.

Sassafras

You can see where Drew's baby got her good looks from - her mother.

professorben

Vh4??

mart

Drew_TNBD said:

57Deluxe said:

I can see your Au Pair in the background...

Mother in Law.

Do you change the breadbin, kettle and oven glove when she changes her trousers? Impressive accessorising.

Drew_TNBD

professorben said:

Vh4??

D-Moll bruvva!

capo4th

You need a cleaner 

Drew_TNBD

capo4th said:

You need a cleaner 

You need a hobby.

professorben

Drew_TNBD said:

professorben said:

Vh4??

D-Moll bruvva!

Sweet, I know nothing about em. 

cruxiform

Drew_TNBD said:

capo4th said:

You need a cleaner 

You need a hobby.

2 birds, one stone.