Post the dumbest stuff you can think of

Winny_Pooh

Dominic said:

Legionreturns said:

A cigar tube full of angry wasps makes a cheap, environmentally friendly vibrator.

I though that was called a Fender Champ

Nope, you have the champion 600 in mind

bingefeller

chillidoggy said:

I find it's much quicker, and saves water, by having a piss while I'm showering.

Is that you Sambostar?  

speshul91

Bucket said:

chillidoggy said:

ThePrettyDamned said:

chillidoggy said:

I find it's much quicker, and saves water, by having a piss while I'm showering.

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

UEA students urged to urinate in shower - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557

Vindicated at last!

I like to save even more time by having my first shit of the day in the shower as well.

Surely thats more effort to stamp it down the plughole. 

holnrew

There's two kinds of people, those who piss in the shower and liars

benecol

If you have an anaesthetic at the dentist for a filling, that magic hour after your appointment when you're still very much numb is the PERFECT time to pluck your nasal hairs pain-free.

Say goodbye, bats in the belfry.

stimpsonslostson

Freeze all curries/pasta sauces etc flat in freezer bags. When you want a portion you can snap the right amount off. Saves freezer space too. 

Potato waffles cook perfectly in the toaster- no need for the grill or oven. 

chillidoggy

holnrew said:

There's two kinds of people, those who piss in the shower and liars

I think you'll find the phrase is "Wankers and liars."

Or something similar. 

WezV

stimpsonslostson said:

Potato waffles cook perfectly in the toaster- no need for the grill or oven. 

Your mistake is using a grill, oven or toaster.  They are best when fried!

WezV

Life hack.  Fried food always tastes better than grilled, and saves you being a burden on society in later life.

Legionreturns

speshul91 said:

Bucket said:

chillidoggy said:

ThePrettyDamned said:

chillidoggy said:

I find it's much quicker, and saves water, by having a piss while I'm showering.

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

UEA students urged to urinate in shower - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557

Vindicated at last!

I like to save even more time by having my first shit of the day in the shower as well.

Surely thats more effort to stamp it down the plughole. 

I remember a truly awful nightshift when I was working at an outdoor center and discovered that some delightful child had taken the time and effort to construct a perfect poo log cabin on top of a pair of our watersports shoes (not that kind of watersports you filthy fuckers!) in the shower. As the most senior member of staff present, it feel to me to deconstruct it and dispose of the...err...remains. The rest of the staff watched from a safe distance while trying not to gip. 

Myranda

What about hacking a pacemaker? Lifehacks!

Alnico

However you make it, ready meal or from scratch, cook Mac Cheese and if it's your thing to do so, add a dash of Worcester Sauce to it.

Spread it out in a layer, on a baking tray about 1/2" thick, the size will depend on how much you made but it doesn't matter, big or small just get the thickness right.
Put it in the fridge and let it set perfectly solid.
Cut it into squares the same size as a piece of bread.
Put those into a Breville sandwich toaster without the bread and toast the Mac Cheese Squares.

Serve with whatever the hell you like.
Bacon on top and into a toasted Bagel works well but you can mix it up and use any bread, toasted or not, burgers, as part of a main meal, it goes with loads of things really well and tastes incredible.

Another one I found purely by accident.......

Sweet potato fries or wedges with Lasagne.
OMFG !
Just try it.

jonnyburgo

Save money on expensive Italian food by telling the family not to flush after a shit. By tea time you will have a perfectly layered poo/bog roll/poo/bog roll lasagne without lifting a finger 

proggy

Those human statues in Covent Garden can be made to move by simply taking some of the money out of the hat.

Tavernor

Mobile dying and can't find your charger? A quick 30 seconds in the microwave will extend its life.

Kebabkid

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the C**t that caused the f*****g stress in the first place!

Legionreturns

Stress relief? Don't waste time and money buying a slinky. Find a chav ...they're Just as fun to push down the stairs and also serve no other useful purpose.

Foster

Alnico said:

Spread it out in a layer, on a baking tray about 1/2" thick, the size will depend on how much you made but it doesn't matter, big or small just get the thickness right.
Put it in the fridge and let it set perfectly solid.
Cut it into squares the same size as a piece of bread.

I do hope this wasn't a continuation about the discussion of poo...

57Deluxe

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frank1985

Cellulite on the buttox? Try smearing it with a handful of nutella!