Numb heels ?

Emp_Fab

Anyone got them ?  I have... and it's annoying.  Should I go to the doctor or ask a load of medically untrained guitarists what's wrong ?

VimFuego

could be leprosy.

[Deleted User]

Go to the doc and DEMAND that he/she frivolously prescribes large qualtities of psychoactive drugs.

Don't take "no" for an answer.

Zodiac51

t'internet is a wonderful place for self-diagnosing medical complaints, just google "Numb heals" and I'm sure you will convince yourself that you have some super-rare and terminal, heal eating condition.

http://www.heel-that-pain.com/heel_pain/numbness.php

Don't go to the doctors or you could add MRSA to the list )

VimFuego

fuck yeah, more people die in hospital than almost anywhere else. Avoid hospitals if you don't wanna die.

Misterg

Trench foot from extended wearing of wellingtons?

mike_l

Too much wellie wearing and wading through mud whilst thinking about dragging a rotten old boat from said mud.

 

Or too much wearing high heels on the weekend, whilst being Empress fab.....

 

Which is it Emp??

Zodiac51

Forgot to add, as long as you haven't been walking around bare footed in polluted estuary mud, it very unlikely that you have got one of those really fcking evil flesh-eating-estuary-maggots gnawing away at the bones in your foot

mike_l

ah yes Zodiac, I forgot about them and their way of burrowing through wellies/plywood........

octatonic

VimFuego said:

fuck yeah, more people die in hospital than almost anywhere else. Avoid hospitals if you don't wanna die.

You might even live forever.

chillidoggy

I'm not sure I can type, I'm still laughing from the dog pissing on the towel!

strumjoughlamps

nothing major, have you got a dog pee soaked bath towel? wrap your heels in that you'll be sorted.

VimFuego

octatonic said:

VimFuego said:

fuck yeah, more people die in hospital than almost anywhere else. Avoid hospitals if you don't wanna die.

You might even live forever.

darn tooting. I read once that they've worked out from bodies of people who lived before the advent of medical technology that people did actual never die.

octatonic

In the future we will all be computer models.

Some of us will be plus- sized.

Actually, according to Ray Kurzweil, we will have computers fast enough to map the entire human brain by 2050, give or take.

Imagine how grumpy you will be by 2050.

I'll be Walter Matheau to the power of George Carlin grumpy.

PolarityMan

It could be the work of your enemies.