Dear Fender..

russianbear

Sometimes they provide none!

ESBlonde

Thanks for the HEADS up, I'm sending you one as an attachment!

These things get twisted sometimes, but we like to drive quality.







Is my coat over there under yours?

Alnico

I knew this thread would Spiral like this.

I Saw the Leader in the first reply and knew it would Tighten the further in we got.
I'm not Blind !!!

The Rout the OP has taken shows he's Marked his territory with Fender and the Rebate they've given him is very True and fair.

I wonder if there'll be a Twist in his Candy at some point?
Or has this Nipped it up?

Turn in (Sorry!) soon for the next exciting instalment and find out if the OP has secured his errant big end or has he been Fluted by Fender?

guitars4you

^^^^^^^^^^^^^  - you've thought about this haven't you Mark - come on and be honest now how long did it take ?

Bridgehouse

I suspect that people are taking this a bit far now. 


You lot really need to get out more...

Alnico

guitars4you said:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^  - you've thought about this haven't you Mark - come on and be honest now how long did it take ?

A few minutes.
I blame my Dad.

Bridgehouse said:

I suspect that people are taking this a bit far now. 


You lot really need to get out more...

Fair play.

scrumhalf

Bridgehouse said:

Nikko said:

We were short changed in Screw-Fix one day, we noticed when we got to the car.

The Wife was so angry, at one point I thought she was going to go Back and Decker...

Bosch!

Which branch? Dremel Hempstead?

guitarfishbay

scrumhalf said:

Bridgehouse said:

Nikko said:

We were short changed in Screw-Fix one day, we noticed when we got to the car.

The Wife was so angry, at one point I thought she was going to go Back and Decker...

Bosch!

Which branch? Dremel Hempstead?

What is DeWalt coming to 

57Deluxe

Somebody screwed up...

AlexC

Alnico said:

guitars4you said:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^  - you've thought about this haven't you Mark - come on and be honest now how long did it take ?

A few minutes.
I blame my Dad.

Bridgehouse said:

I suspect that people are taking this a bit far now. 


You lot really need to get out more...

Fair play.

Bridgehouse has really got the BIT between his teeth here.

sev112

Alnico said:

Stay Pozi-tive and Pitch it to Fender...

I'm sure they wouldn't Back-Out of helping you.
Does that help in a Rounded kind of way?

Multiple puns in the same thread are illegal

Alnico

sev112 said:

Alnico said:

Stay Pozi-tive and Pitch it to Fender...

I'm sure they wouldn't Back-Out of helping you.
Does that help in a Rounded kind of way?

Multiple puns in the same thread are illegal

Oh no....

Maybe I'll get sent to an old prison where the place will be so run down it'll need the Dry Wall Fixing.

ellwood

I’d join in but you lot have done all the good ones so I’m screwed....

Alnico

ellwood said:

I’d join in but you lot have done all the good ones so I’m screwed....

We've just Collated them.

fandango

Alnico said:

ellwood said:

I’d join in but you lot have done all the good ones so I’m screwed....

We've just Collated them.

And then squished them down the spare hole.

Alnico

This is all just Torque

scrumhalf

Alnico said:

This is all just Torque

Now now, don't be a cross-head.

Legionreturns

Dooo doo doo du

Du du

Du du

Alnico

If we type any more puns the OP will roar like a L-ion.

TheOtherDennis

Legionreturns said:

MattFGBI said:

Message me your address and I'll send you the missing screw. Sorry about that. 

Screw fix direct

My brother-in-law said that when one of his friends told his missus (his own missus, not my sister) that he'd got a job at Screw Fix she asked "Is that an online dating site?"