You know you are posh when...

Funkfingers

The word "very" tends to get smeared until it ends up sounding like "vay".

Sporky

RobDavies said:

I'm not posh...I'm elite.   According to the BBC's social test malarkey on their website, anyway. 

I prefer to think of myself as 1337.

Alnico

p90fool said:

proggy said:

When you get out of the bath to have a piss.

Or you take the washing up out of the sink before having a piss. 

Damn it.
Beat me to it.

jonnyburgo

proggy said:

When you get out of the bath to have a piss.

When you get out of the bath to have a shit.

FX_Munkee

I once met a girl on holiday and was convinced she was called Omar, as that's what her brother called her.
Turns out I'm not posh enough to pronounce Emma correctly.

Ravenous

...when you have a recipe that's good for getting rid of that leftover venison.

(Shamelessly stolen from one of Billy Connolly's routines.)

munckee

goldtop said:

JezWynd said:

goldtop said:

When, without any embarrassment and with full eye contact, you can ask the staff at John Lewis if they have a special type of spoon for taking olives out of the jar without also getting any of the liquid.

(I'm working up to it; still practicing in the mirror at the moment.)

or you could just ask for a slotted spoon (saves any embarrassment).

See, it seems so simple when you say it like that. If they do small sizes, I'm sorted.

I have an olive fork, am I posh??  If so I ruin it by also using it for jalapenos....

rlw

When you're posh, you just know it.  You are or you aren't.  You can't learn it or buy it.  It just happens and you are.

BRISTOL86

A guy called me posh the other day, I nearly choked on my caviar!

NelsonP

Walking 'around the estate' means staying within the confines of your own property.
Or, when you say 'yes' it sounds like you said 'ears'.

blobb

When you carry a Strawberry Huller in your handbag. And, yes, I used to know someone who did exactly this.

chillidoggy

When you know what a strawberry huller is.

Phil_aka_Pip

chillidoggy said:

When you know what a strawberry huller is.

or have a handbag

BigMonka

chillidoggy said:

When you know what a strawberry huller is.

It's one of those yoghurts with a bit of fruit in a corner that you tip in. very posh.

Kilgore

When your coke spoon is embossed with the family coat of arms.

photek

BigMonka said:

chillidoggy said:

When you know what a strawberry huller is.

It's one of those yoghurts with a bit of fruit in a corner that you tip in. very posh.

Brilliant! I would write this reply in the white bit below but I have people to do that sort of thing for me.

57Deluxe

jonnyburgo said:

proggy said:

When you get out of the bath to have a piss.

When you get out of the bath to have a shit.

when you own Bath...

Iamnobody

After you’ve wiped your arse, yesterday’s headlines aren’t printed on your buttocks...

Dominic

People who call aftershave or perfume ..Pong

Foster

You can afford electricity rather than having to run a cable from a street light.