On another thread that "Combine Harvester" song by the Wurzels came up.
Ever since I first heard that song it has annoyed me, not because it's a crap song but because of the lyric "I got twenty acres and you got forty three". Well that's not a farm it's more like a smallholding and certainly wouldn't justify the purchase of a combine harvester costing well into six figures. It's an insult to the intelligence.
There are others in similar vein. The David Gates son "If" (a picture paints a thousand words etc) contains the line "If a man could be two places at one time, I'd be with you tomorrow and today" Well that's not two places at one time it's two times at one place, i can't believe he's got away with this for so many years.
The worse one of all is of course "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Every schoolboy knows lions don't live in the jungle and even if they did, like all cats they sleep in the day.
"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas" is making some dodgy assumptions as well.
Finally, tomorrow night some folk will insist on singing "For the sake of auld lang syne" completely ruining the evening.
(Actually there are quite a few more but I think I'd better leave it there.)
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Somewhere in this town"
Hmm Sherlock, whereabouts in the town I wonder??
No. It's not.
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I'll nominate the last line of the Carol " While Shepherds Watched ", begin and never cease, whereafter one stops and ceases.
The "no snow in Africa" one does bother me as week though I'll give you that
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No that isn't ironic. It's just bad luck
Might be ironic if you got married 2 or 3 times and it rained
It's not warm when she's away”
Silly old Bill Withers with his double negative, so there was sunshine but it was chilly?
But it is bordering on genius to write a song called Ironic which apparently demonstrates a lack of understanding of its meaning.
I'll nominate one my favourite songwriters, Neil Young, for the utter drivel that is Cortez The Killer, portraying the Aztecs as some kind of peace-loving hippies.
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