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@RandallFlagg et al take note.
So - did you or did you not just fucking mention them ?
Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
"Scuse me while I kiss this guy"
Jimi never specifies which guy he'll be kissing. If it's just any guy, he's condoning promiscuity.
Like vinyl and beards.
Hot Love by T Rex.
Apart from the 'adult theme', the lyrics might have been written by a three year old.
I just made up one of these lines. Can you guess which?
Well she's my woman of gold
And she's not very old - a ha ha
Well she ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch - a ha ha
Well she's faster than most and she lives on the coast - a ha ha
Well she's my woman of bronze and she looks like The Fonz- a ha ha
Two that spring to mind are
"Raindrops keep falling on me bonce, but that doesn't mean that I am singing like a ponce, maybe just the once..."
"You can have me on a Monday, a Tuesday, a Wednesday, or any day you like. But you can't have me on a Sunday, a Sunday, 'cos Sunday's the day I fix me bike"
When we went to the local 8 track studio to record some demos we were treated to the following profound lyrical absurdity:
"8 men in a rowing boat, heading for a foreign shore"
"like a small dog with a white bone"
We were rolling about pissing ourselves at the playback, he had a lyrics notebook full of this shite. There were even some made up words.
His nickname was "POD" from Punks nOt deaD but we ended up calling him Rodney for some reason, he was like a character from Viz
"I'm your worst nightmare squared,
That's double for niggas who aren't mathematically aware"
Hmm, dubious maths there Mr Mathematically Aware
Saying that, it doesn't really irritate me. Mostly just amuses me
Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like if you eat a raw onion every day it will stop you getting a cold.
The songwriters could have really gone for it but we just get ‘ I love you.’
Another Sinatra gem, from lyricist Sammy Cahn.
Whippin' that wurzel. You know me, I've got the littlest circle
Grab it and swerve it, turn it, grab it and burn it. Banging that Kermit, you gotta grab it and firm it. Banging that German whip, slanging that Sherman
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youtube.com/@TheColourboxMusic
"Agadoo, doo, doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo, doo, doo, push pineapple, grind coffee."
Black Lace not only pushing pineapples, but the edge of the envelope of lyrical advancement.
Dio used that line a few times.
He also used to like rhyming "night" with "alright" and once used "pretty" to rhyme with "city", which is a bit of a cringe.
For me, the thing about him was that his words painted a picture.
But I like him!
I don't want to see a ghost,
it's a sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast.
friggin atrocious!
Funnily enough so were mine.
Got to write it in an attic
Baby, I'm an addict now
An addict for your love...
SIMPLY AWFUL LOL
So goodbye yellow brick road
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
And, "Saturday night's all right for fighting" is one of the most crass songs ever written. If any record should have been banned by the BBC that was it. The organisation, incidentally that once blacklisted "Give Peace a Chance".