An opportunity to buy more guitars.

bgmartinsbridge

So apparently I've come into some wealth, so might be buying a few more guitars.

Received this email last night...

FROM MRS YEETY BAYARMAA

Dearest Beloved,

I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I came
across your email contact from my personal search and I instructed the
doctor here in this hospital to help me email you and i believe that
you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before i will die.

I am Mrs. Yeety Bayarmaa, I am 66 years old, From Mongoila, and I am
suffering from a long time cancer of the breast. From all indication
my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctors have courageously
advised me that I may not live beyond 3 month; this is because the
cancer has reached a critical stage.

I was married to late Dr Bayramaa Altangerel, gold & diamond
exportation) in Burkina Faso, West Africa, where we live all our Lives
for Thirty-two years before he died in the year2004. But is quite
unfortunately, He died after a Cardiac Arteries Operation that lasted
only for four days.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I deposited all the sum of
$5.8million dollars with a Bank in Ouagadougou- Burkina Faso, where we
spend our life together in Burkina Faso.

Presently, this money is still in their custody, and the management
just wrote me as the Legitimate beneficiary to come forward to receive
the money after keeping it for so long or rather issue a letter of
authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I cannot
come over as a result of my illness, or they get it confiscated.

Presently, I’m with my laptop in a hospital where I have been
undergoing treatment. I have since lost my ability to do anything
myself and my doctors have told me that I have only 3 month to live.

Now that i am about to end the race like this, without any family
members and no child. It is my last wish to see that this money is
invested, but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the money
and give 50% to the orphanages home in your country for my heart to
rest.

I want your good humanitarian, to also use this money to fund
churches, orphanages and widows around. I must let you know that this
was a very hard decision, but I had to take a bold step towards this
issue because I have no further option. I hope you will help see my
last wishes come true.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the
Bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority which will prove
that you are the new beneficiary of my funds, and the documents
concerning the deposit. Please assure me that you will act accordingly
as I stated herein. Hope to hear from you soonest. I am waiting your
response.

Yours Sick Sister in Christ,
Mrs. Yeety Bayarmaa.

breakstuff

Wow,what are the chances of that.

Congratulations.

rico

Jammy bugger!

Nitefly

Must be genuine, it's not from Nigeria...

Legionreturns

Sod the orphans. Keep all of it! 

Teyeplayer

Flipping brilliant, love that she goes into such gushing detail!

MrBump

"Your sick sister in Christ"?

That reads so wrong...

munckee

I like how courageous the doctors were in telling her she may not live beyond three months.  I can see the conversation now:

"Look you only have three months, but you think you have problems -  I had to tell you the news, it put me off my breakfast this morning and everything."

munckee

Legionreturns said:

Fuck the orphans. Keep all of it! 

You know what they say about comments being on social media taken out of context and used against you : )

boogieman

“I have lost the ability to do anything myself ”.

Except apparently the ability to compose long rambling emails in a foreign language to random strangers that I found in my extensive search of the internet. 

Sounds legit. 

Legionreturns

munckee said:

Legionreturns said:

Fuck the orphans. Keep all of it! 

You know what they say about comments being on social media taken out of context and used against you : )

Point taken... Slight modification made! 

munckee

Legionreturns said:

munckee said:

Legionreturns said:

Fuck the orphans. Keep all of it! 

You know what they say about comments being on social media taken out of context and used against you : )

Point taken... Slight modification made! 

See that looks a lot better for when they rake your previous comments when you move into politics!

Ravenous

With that money, you will be able to afford a well setup 2015 Les Paul!

(And I'd find both stories equally believable.)

ourmaninthenorth

According to exchange rates, you are indeed in the money...

I've worked it out to £12.87..

57Deluxe

I am also soon to be getting a larger penis...

jrc2806

Just when you need to be invited to take part in a series of the BBC's 'Who do you think you are' - just in case........

Legionreturns

57Deluxe said:

I am also soon to be getting a larger penis...

She kept that as well? Ewww!

usedtobe

Some guys have all the luck!

thumpingrug

jammy barstool, lend us a tenner