Anyone else in the throes of VD?

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BRISTOL86BRISTOL86 Frets: 1128
edited February 14 in Off Topic
Valentine’s Day, that is. What did you think I meant? 

Not something that Lady Brizzle and I normally buy into but we said we’d get each other a little token gift this year with it being our last before we’re officially an old married couple. 

Very pleased with mine! Seriously chunky tome and as a relative latecomer to listening to music in a serious way, I have much catching up to do. This’ll keep me busy for a while  though I think I killed the mood when I said ‘I better make sure I listen to at least two a month, or there’s a good chance that I’ll be dead before I finish it’





I can only assume she’s currently posting an equally elated thread on the Tea Towel User/Ironing Board Cover Insider forums or wherever they discuss such matters. 
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  • jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 5360
    Nice! I’ve got the 1001 movies and the 1001 comics. Great toilet reading if that’s yer thing.
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  • BRISTOL86 said:
    I can only assume she’s currently posting an equally elated thread on the Tea Towel User/Ironing Board Cover Insider forums or wherever they discuss such matters. 
    I'm on that forum... She's fucking livid mate! Apparently she doesn't like that you went to Ikea instead of Laura Ashley as requested. Do you not realise that Ikea don't do anything in standard sizes? 

    Anyway, just a heads up...she's planning her revenge on "Beer, beef and blowjob" day...don't fall for it. It'll hurt! 


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  • BRISTOL86BRISTOL86 Frets: 1128
    Weird, she said she loved it. I do hope women can’t fake these things....  :o
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  • rocktronrocktron Frets: 407
    I have the 1001 Guitars.

    Alas, no girlfriend, so I bought it for myself.  

    Happy VD.

    Enjoy!!!  LOL   :)
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 4487
    My wife and I agreed a few years back that we weren’t going to do VD anymore. I still buy her a card every year, just in case. 

    You definitely don’t want to be “the one who forgot the card that year.”  I held that one over my ex missus for years, mu wah ha ha.  :3
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  • BRISTOL86BRISTOL86 Frets: 1128
    boogieman said:
    My wife and I agreed a few years back that we weren’t going to do VD anymore. I still buy her a card every year, just in case. 

    You definitely don’t want to be “the one who forgot the card that year.”  I held that one over my ex missus for years, mu wah ha ha.  :3
    Haha my missis forgot to get me a birthday card once about 10/12 years ago, I still make her feel guilty about it now :lol: 

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  • Card and chocs for MrsTheWeary and card for me. 

    Also the anniversary of the death of my mother in law , her parting gift being screwing up Valentine's Day in perpetuity. 
    I feel the warm, healing, liquid presence of God’s genuine cold-filtered grace. 
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  • My Mrs got me a fucking huge pork pie from the local farm shop. 

    I got her some gin.

    Apparently we know each other quite well and take the piss accordingly

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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 4487
    My Mrs got me a fucking huge pork pie from the local farm shop. 

    I got her some gin.

    Apparently we know each other quite well and take the piss accordingly
    That literally made me LOL.  =)
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  • BRISTOL86BRISTOL86 Frets: 1128
    My Mrs got me a fucking huge pork pie from the local farm shop. 

    I got her some gin.

    Apparently we know each other quite well and take the piss accordingly
    Love it. 
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  • CabbageCatCabbageCat Frets: 5510

    Not a VD fan. We've agreed not to get presents. I just got a couple of bottles of champagne and she's cooking a mystery feast.

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  • richhrichh Frets: 242
    If you want to know what your wife is really up to, check out Mumsnet.  Even if she's not a Mum.  And like on this forum, you'll find the same topics come up again and again.  And again.  Basically men are complete bastards.
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  • KebabkidKebabkid Frets: 1184
    edited February 14
    We don't like Valentine's Day, per se, and going out etc in the past has been disappointing as we've gone to one of our favourite restaurants and they end up cramming you in, sometimes trying to get 2 sittings and so your time is limited and then they replace the menu with a special, restricted set thing, charge the earth and generally, it's been sub-standard. We prefer a meal at home or to get away (we visited Seville at Christmas).

    There are so many other days in the year to acknowledge and appreciate your partner but that being said, Mrs.KK has just bunged me a couple of hundred quid for my guitar fund and so Happy Wednesday!
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  • speshul91speshul91 Frets: 1263
    I sent mrs s a text saying happy Wednesday. 
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  • fields5069fields5069 Frets: 1204
    No VD here.
    Some folks like water, some folks like wine.
    My feedback thread is here.
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  • BRISTOL86BRISTOL86 Frets: 1128
    speshul91 said:
    I sent mrs s a text saying happy Wednesday. 
    Soppy git. 
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  • AlexCAlexC Frets: 814
    edited February 14
    Just to add a touch of sick-making genuine soppiness to the thread - VD is also our wedding anniversary. My idea. Mostly so I never forgot it. 12 years ago today we hired a castle in the Highlands for a very long, drunken weekend. In. Strange twist we also ended up on stage playing - Mrs C in her wedding dress with a guitar belting it out. Ha!
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  • JAYJOJAYJO Frets: 566
    fkin forgot all about it .She gave me a card and some thermal vests!  (love me thermals!). shes sat there with the baby who kept us up all night saying  "Honestly it dosent matter" oh yeah right, not falling for that.
    Ran down the stairs (Well kind of) Threw me hat and coat on and legged it round the corner shop (kind of  a joggyrunnyhobblylimpy  type movement. And bought the last card in the Shop!  In your face every poor sod who goes in our shop after 7.25 this morning to buy a valentines. Snooze you looze  looosers! and im kind of back in the good books. 
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  • underdogunderdog Frets: 4827
    For the first year ever we made an agreement and stuck to it, that we wouldn't bother getting each other a card or present. Can't help feeling it's the final step that is the decline in to divorce or becoming one of those couples you see on sitcoms who hate each other with a down trodden husband who never gets any, and a miserable wife who's not felt moister between her legs since the last Thor movie release. Happy VD day.
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  • BRISTOL86BRISTOL86 Frets: 1128
    underdog said:
    For the first year ever we made an agreement and stuck to it, that we wouldn't bother getting each other a card or present. Can't help feeling it's the final step that is the decline in to divorce or becoming one of those couples you see on sitcoms who hate each other with a down trodden husband who never gets any, and a miserable wife who's not felt moister between her legs since the last Thor movie release. Happy VD day.
    That’s the dream!
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  • I've split with my GF last month, after being together for 8 years. I used to take her to restaurant for a nice meal + flowers etc.
    Today it's beer and Champions League for me.
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  • BRISTOL86BRISTOL86 Frets: 1128
    Sorry to hear that. On the plus side, champions league and beer is always good!
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  • Flink_PoydFlink_Poyd Frets: 2074
    I'm on holiday so I got to spend a rare morning lazing in bed with Lady Poyd. She works nights so we rarely sleep together nowadays. Last year she had a tattoo done under the guise it was for me (thanks).  This year I bought her some sexy underwear so it's for her but more for me (not me wearing it obviously) so I'm claiming 1-1 in the present for you that's really for me game. 
     Cooking dinner later but that's just the norm when I'm off work
    Nobody is guaranteed tomorrow.....


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  • JAYJOJAYJO Frets: 566
    Its Ash Wednesday so Sausage is off the menu. But the good news is Fish isnt!!!  every cloud hey.
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  • fields5069fields5069 Frets: 1204
    BRISTOL86 said:
    Sorry to hear that. On the plus side, champions league and beer is always good!
    A lady at work just took her kids to Malaysia for Chinese New Year, leaving hubby at home. Cue blokes' eyes misting up, in a good way, at the thought of 10 days alone.
    Some folks like water, some folks like wine.
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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 4671
    No - - I made pancakes lunchtime yesterday...
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  • Flink_PoydFlink_Poyd Frets: 2074
    57Deluxe said:
    No - - I made pancakes lunchtime yesterday...
    I overheard a woman in the supermarket the other day, she said "I love pancakes, shame we can only have them one day every year". She honestly must have thought it was some sort of rule. I have them whenever the kids ask for them which is about every weekend. 
    Nobody is guaranteed tomorrow.....


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  • ESBlondeESBlonde Frets: 2072
    Just a nominal card both ways here. We reject such forms of commercialism. I'd rather take her away on a nice weekend in the sunshine later.

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  • SporkySporky Frets: 11600
    I'm hoping I didn't give Lady BMcH the cold I have.

    In case I did I got her three packs of Strepsils and some Sudafed.
    Never forget that you are wearing your invisible tiara.
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  • amarok1971amarok1971 Frets: 189
    no burd so ive treated myself to another PRS  ;) happy valentines me!

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