Sandwiches

munckee

Philly cheese steak mmmmm, fishfinger sandwiches need lettuce and tartare sauce, I think its the law?

WezV

munckee said:

Philly cheese steak mmmmm, fishfinger sandwiches need lettuce and tartare sauce, I think its the law?

I will go with the tartare sauce as a fancy alternative to ketchup.... but lettuce????  No no no.  If anything green goes in it should be mushy peas

poopot

I invented a great sandwich the other day... 4 rashers of hot crispy bacon, slices of on the vine tomatoes and a good helping of shredded iceberg lettuce alongside a good dollop of mayonnaise... all in between two slices of fresh white bread...

needs a name tho’ 

im thinking “poopots awsome sandwich”

chillidoggy

Bacon sarnie - Made with thick white Warbo’s, real butter, and middle-cut, rind-on shitbox bacon, with Heinz ketchup. None of your arty-farty hipster dry-cured, rindless, namby-pamby nonsense for me, thank you.

Confession - I love the shop-bought egg and bacon sarnies made with brown bread.

RaymondLin

After going to Japan, Katsu Sando!

rsvmark

Something cosmic about the humble egg mayo sarnie.... For posh - homemade blt and if you want downright filth, it's the fish finger sarnie with red sauce

RandallFlagg

I've had a few sandwiches handed down from my boss...shit sandwiches

RaymondLin

rossyamaha

Simple humble sandwiches for me. Cheese, ham, tuna. Nice and easy. No rabbit food shit. I do enjoy a cheese, salami and beetroot every now and again though. Gives me wicked farts. 

What really winds Indy me up though is the posh idiots that go on about their smoked salmon with virgin Thai piss dressing and cream of mould spread open sandwich. For starters, stick your upmarket overpriced stuff in the bin. Then, realise there is no such thing as an “open sandwich”. It doesn’t exist. It’s impossible. It’s like saying she’s a nice Mansfield girl. Not happening. The difinition of a sandwich is, well to sandwich something. If it’s an open sandwich nothing is sandwiched. It’s some bread with stuff on it. Sort yourselves out you twats. Rant over. Off to make a corned beef and brown sauce sandwich! 

Whitecat

https://youtu.be/laKEcYUD77k

Dominic

munckee said:

My favourite is pastrami, gherkins, cheese and mustard mayo with a bit of dill.  Or homemade egg with salad cream which is superior to egg mayo I believe.

That's proper....almost a Rueben but missing the little bit of Saurkraut
Salt beef ,mustard and new green cucumber on Rye takes a lot of beating

Nitefly

rossyamaha said:

Simple humble sandwiches for me. Cheese, ham, tuna. Nice and easy. No rabbit food shit. I do enjoy a cheese, salami and beetroot every now and again though. Gives me wicked farts. 

What really winds Indy me up though is the posh idiots that go on about their smoked salmon with virgin Thai piss dressing and cream of mould spread open sandwich. For starters, stick your upmarket overpriced stuff in the bin. Then, realise there is no such thing as an “open sandwich”. It doesn’t exist. It’s impossible. It’s like saying she’s a nice Mansfield girl. Not happening. The difinition of a sandwich is, well to sandwich something. If it’s an open sandwich nothing is sandwiched. It’s some bread with stuff on it. Sort yourselves out you twats. Rant over. Off to make a corned beef and brown sauce sandwich! 

That's my boy!  Corned dog FTW! 

57Deluxe

The Joey Meatball sandwich!

https://www.hungryforever.com/recipe/friends-joeys-meatball-sub-recipe/

Jonathangus

The problem with a lot of supermarket sandwiches is they cram too many things in.  Some of the best I've had are on the continent, where you just get some salami or cheese, and maybe a few pickles, in a freshly-baked crusty baguette with butter.

Closer to home:

Corned beef and pickle.

Egg mayo (as a variation, try it with a little marmite spread on the bread.  Seriously.)

At the other end of the scale, though, this:

Phil_aka_Pip

57Deluxe said:

The Joey Meatball sandwich!

https://www.hungryforever.com/recipe/friends-joeys-meatball-sub-recipe/

Looks disgusting!

scrumhalf

I wish I had the contract to supply Pret with veg leaves. Every single fucking sandwich they sell has about half of what you'd expect in terms of filling, the rest is bulked out with tasteless leaves.

Sporky

rossyamaha said:

What really winds Indy me up though is the posh idiots that go on about their smoked salmon with virgin Thai piss dressing and cream of mould spread open sandwich.

Gawd yes. Over the years I must have met none of them.

chillidoggy

What's all this nonsense about 'open' sandwiches? How the fuck can a sandwich be 'open', when by it's very nature it's a filling sandwiched between two bits of bread? By that logic, an 'open' sandwich should be a filling (which is obviously not now a filling, it's a 'topping', with two slices of bread underneath.

Sporky

Perhaps it is simply a term of convenience.

JerkMoans

chillidoggy said:

What's all this nonsense about 'open' sandwiches? How the fuck can a sandwich be 'open', when by it's very nature it's a filling sandwiched between two bits of bread? By that logic, an 'open' sandwich should be a filling (which is obviously not now a filling, it's a 'topping', with two slices of bread underneath.

So where do we stand on Club Sandwiches? I had one the other day which comprised no fewer than three slices of bread. Toasted, if you please.