The most Australian thing you will read this year....

octatonic · March 2018

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5498355/Man-convicted-Wollongong-oral-sex-train-help-it.html

Brings a tear to the eye.

snakemanStoo · March 2018

Toey as, mate

Heartfeltdawn · March 2018

octatonic said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5498355/Man-convicted-Wollongong-oral-sex-train-help-it.html

Brings a tear to the eye.

It's this bit which gets me.

"The Illawarra Mercury, which first reported the story, said the court heard when staff entered his carriage at Wollongong station they believed he had urinated on the floor.

But the Mercury said he told police it was actually Coke he had poured from a bottle to rinse himself. It was for hygiene reasons, he told the Daily Mail"

Now I've had my fair share of blowjobs over the years. Most in the bedroom, some in more unusual locations. At no time have I ever been with a woman whose oral hygiene made me so fearful that I felt it essential to douse the python afterwards in whatever came to hand.

Niallseroreilly · March 2018

hilarious

octatonic · March 2018

Heartfeltdawn said:

octatonic said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5498355/Man-convicted-Wollongong-oral-sex-train-help-it.html

Brings a tear to the eye.

It's this bit which gets me.
"The Illawarra Mercury, which first reported the story, said the court heard when staff entered his carriage at Wollongong station they believed he had urinated on the floor.
But the Mercury said he told police it was actually Coke he had poured from a bottle to rinse himself. It was for hygiene reasons, he told the Daily Mail"
Now I've had my fair share of blowjobs over the years. Most in the bedroom, some in more unusual locations. At no time have I ever been with a woman whose oral hygiene made me so fearful that I felt it essential to douse the python afterwards in whatever came to hand.

Makes perfect sense to me...