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Oh,and same son once asked,
"Is that when someone does rude things to kids"
when overhearing us talking about Philadelphia (the cheese).
He'd got a nice haul of parts, some he tucked away in his toolbox leaving just a few to take into the office and pay for.
On hearing my dad state that he'd just got these bits to pay for to the guy behind the counter little me piped up "Dad, you've forgotten about all the stuff in your toolbox"
If looks could kill.......
Then there was the time my mum took me to Coventry on the train (where she came from). When we got off at Birmingham I saw for the first time ever a guy in a turban, strolled up to him and asked what had happened to his head
He often asks people to leave our house because he doesn't like strangers. I was in smyths toyshop and one of the staff said to him "if you fill in this card with your details you can have a catalogue and you might win a prize" my son replied "He wants my personal information dad, stranger danger, stranger danger!"
MrsTheWeary was pregnant with his younger brother and we were attending some pre natal thing. Eric Jr points at a woman in full burkha and shouts ' why can't we see that mummy's face!?!' No, my son is not Boris Johnson.
A couple of years later on he wanted to join Boys Brigade. Which was fine but you do get suckered into some church attendance. So, first church attendance, first hymn and Eric Jr sings along in a loud voice using only the words ' oh God oh Goddy Goddy God' and we got a few looks.
Also remember asking my granddad if he has killed anyone in the war.
Also, around the same age, he was suspicious of having his hair washed as it was called Shampoo
That's my boy!
My 2 year old daughter really likes that bloody kick kick kick cartoon song
Sadly she can't say stick
But she can say Dick........over and over again........every time she sees a television
Kebwobs for Cobwebs and Gissbiks for biscuits, apparantly my mother informs me I wore 'blubs' on my hands in winter!
Also in those far off black and white days, Watch with mother was the only childrens tv. Bill and Ben being a big favourite of ours. My older brother is a Billy and I insisted on being called Bendy so we could be Billy and Bendy. As a twist many years later he was a squaddie and became famous in the ranks for breaking an unbreakable ariel mast by tightening it down too hard, thereafter he was known as Bendy Bill.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself