Hello is Sam there?

EricTheWeary

Sorry no one called Sam here.
Oh I just had a message to call Sam in Sales.
This is Sales but no one called Sam here. Mmm, no, no one with a name like that at all  What was it about? 
It was about the Renault.
Oh, that was me who called.
Really sorry about your name, I must have completely misremembered. What is your name?
Pam.
Oh that sounds quite a lot like Sam on the phone.
I don't think so.
It rhymes.
I guess.
Err, can I come and look at the Renault on Saturday morning? 
Yes, that's fine.
Who do I ask for?
Debbie or me. We are the only two people in Sales here. 


[ kinda hoping to meet Debbie first on Saturday]

BigLicks67

That's what you get for looking at Renaults!

Guitar_Slinger

Pam is short for Temazepam.

merlin

Pam is also short for Pamplemousse. 

mudslide73

Pam from Whampton? Are you sure it was a sales line?

Kilgore

Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's too thick to sell you a Renault Megane.

57Deluxe

Renault sPam

Guitar_Slinger

I've got a girl named Pama Lama Ding Don.