Now legal to Piss in French streets...

57Deluxe

Dirty Bastards....

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/CCF1/production/_102956425_hi048657394.jpg

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45174382

Jalapeno

Thought it was already compulsory ! 

mudslide73

Stag Night capital of the world in 3 years..

octatonic

Here in Singapore no one pisses in the street, because the punishment is an enormous fine for first offence and prison for a second offence, which could include a judicial caning.

Axe_meister

Paris already stinks of wee.

gavin_axecaster

Had similar mobile ones in London for years.
http://www.urinal.net/charing_cross/
http://www.urinal.net/soho_outdoor/

Heartfeltdawn

octatonic said:

Here in Singapore no one pisses in the street, because the punishment is an enormous fine for first offence and prison for a second offence, which could include a judicial caning.

Do they have public toilets in Singapore? If they are provided and not used, then punishment seems suitable. In the UK, there has been major cutbacks in the age of austerity. Very hard to go for a slash when public pissoirs have been slashed. 

Funkfingers

gavin_axecaster said:

Had similar mobile ones in London for years.

Sir Giles Gilbert Scott's K6.

revsorg

Before I had laser surgery on my prostate I would have been standing there for about eight hours with a shy bladder trying relax enough to pee.  But now, no problem.

munckee

Heartfeltdawn said:

octatonic said:

Here in Singapore no one pisses in the street, because the punishment is an enormous fine for first offence and prison for a second offence, which could include a judicial caning.

Do they have public toilets in Singapore? If they are provided and not used, then punishment seems suitable. In the UK, there has been major cutbacks in the age of austerity. Very hard to go for a slash when public pissoirs have been slashed. 

The lack of places to go to the loo is ridiculous.  If I go to London for work you have to sneak into mcdonalds.  I think we should all start peeing in the streets while wearing "Where's the toilet?" t shirts.

Ben8010

The sign for them (https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/11B11/production/_102956427_hi048657381.jpg) is fucking hilarious. Imagine walking down the street and seeing someone piss in that pose.

Reverend

Now meaning 1979???

thecolourbox

I thought this was already common place after watching Allo Allo?

Bonus points to the wag who manages to ask "Ou est le Piscine?" first?

EricTheWeary

In Amsterdam they have those metal urinals in the street, although there's a little fence around you so no one can see you pee - just your legs sticking out the bottom. Went in one and someone had done a poo in it. Quite a feat in some ways. 
French men seem to be noticeably liberal about where they pee. Still quite common to have those toilets in restaurants where the urinals are in a common area you have to walk through to get to the stalls. 

Modulus_Amps

I wonder if you could get decent tip money for standing there with hand sanitizer and a towel, in New York you would have to tip at least $1 to the attendant.

If people don't pay you can stick a "I took a pish in public and did not wash my hands" sticker on their back as they walk off

Reverend

Modulus_Amps said:

I wonder if you could get decent tip money for standing there with hand sanitizer and a towel, in New York you would have to tip at least $1 to the attendant.

If people don't pay you can stick a "I took a pish in public and did not wash my hands" sticker on there back as they walk off

A badge of honour won't help.

octatonic

Heartfeltdawn said:

octatonic said:

Here in Singapore no one pisses in the street, because the punishment is an enormous fine for first offence and prison for a second offence, which could include a judicial caning.

Do they have public toilets in Singapore? If they are provided and not used, then punishment seems suitable. In the UK, there has been major cutbacks in the age of austerity. Very hard to go for a slash when public pissoirs have been slashed. 

Yes they are here and they are clean for the most part.

Some (Chinese usually) people don’t know how to use them though so you sometimes seem shoeprints on the seat where someone has had a squat.

skunkwerx

In london theres loads of freestanding urinals, great for men, not so much for birds... 

I usually save it and piss up a car thats parked in a disabled bay with no blue badge. 

LuttiS

Bit sexist ay?

Fretwired

People have been pissing on France from a great height for years .. glad the powers that be recognise it. They'd better hope England don't draw France in the European Championship quali ... the piss will flow in Paris .. ;-)

Funkfingers

Ben8010 said:

The sign for them is hilarious. 

Makes it look like a contest. Perhaps, points are awarded for style.

Ben8010 said:

Imagine walking down the street and seeing someone piss in that pose.

Probably a Russian. For some of them, it is the convention to lower their strides and kecks halfway down the thighs before urinating.