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Something fishy about this gumtree ad...

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  • DB1DB1 Frets: 5024
    I could see that being used in a Buoy Band.
    Call me Dave.
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  • mbembe Frets: 1840
    If he can't sell his guitar on Gumtree he could always take it to Cash Converters and prawn it.
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  • DarylDaryl Frets: 0
    Very funny take the piss out off a dyslexic person I’m sorry I miss spelled the add but seriously guys grow the f up
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  • SnagsSnags Frets: 5327
    It won't be personal, @Daryl - fish puns have a long and honourable (?) history on t'InterWebz, and some people are just always looking for an excuse.

    Anyway, welcome to the board, and sorry this was your introduction.

    Possibly more important for your ad (and this may be my ignorance) is it definitely a Cort, because there's a whacking "Vintage" logo on the headstock? I'd always thought Vintage were a different brand, but I don't follow that stuff particularly closely.
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  • Cheers @Daryl for the PM...
    U like taking the piss yea very funny I hate bullying and I hope it bites u on the ass 
    I was laughing at an unintentional misspelling on a random internet ad I'd spotted while checking gumtree.  Bullying would be if I'd contacted you directly and made fun of you because of it.  I didn't.  Don't contact me directly here again.
    New fangled trading feedback link right here!
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  • prowlaprowla Frets: 4896
    Someone kept borrowing a pound off me and after a few times I asked when they were going to pay me back.
    Well, a couple of days later they came 'round and plonked a rather poorly looking octopus on the table.
    I said what's that?
    They said - it's the sick squid I owe you!
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  • mbembe Frets: 1840
    This thread has well and truly jumped the shark.
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  • DarylDaryl Frets: 0
    Ha ha sorry I didn’t realise it’s vintage yea my eletric is cort lol
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  • thegummythegummy Frets: 4389
    Disappointing that it's just a typo/autocorrect - I was actually expecting a fish themed guitar. Not even joking.
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  • FunkfingersFunkfingers Frets: 14323
    Snags said:
    I'd always thought Vintage were a different brand.
    Correct. The Vintage brand comes under the John Hornby Skewes umbrella. 

    Cort(ek) is a separate entity.

    Daryl said:
    grow the f up
    On a guitar enthusiasts’ forum? Good luck with that.  :3


    Be seeing you.
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  • Jimbro66Jimbro66 Frets: 2419
    Good to have you on board @Daryl. There’s quite a lot of mainly good-natured ribbing goes on here as a bit of relief from the more mundane stuff. However, if anyone oversteps the mark you can flag their post and the mods will take a look at it.

    In the meantime why not introduce yourself through the ‘10 questions’ thread in the New Members section? It’s not a bad place to hang out :)
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  • jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 12258
    I can't hake any more of this carp.
    "OUR TOSSPOT"
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  • Well, this is all a bit orca-ward.

    I'm off.  Let minnow how it turns out.
    New fangled trading feedback link right here!
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  • Beware the guy is probably a shark ;)
    Link to my trading feedback:  http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/59452/
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  • MarshallMarshall Frets: 362
    Well, this is all a bit orca-ward.

    I'm off.  Let minnow how it turns out.
    How to? Apparently you’re not active here since last year..

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.” Einstein

    Feedback link -  http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/133389/marshall#latest

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