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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    RMJ said:
    I'm sure the suspense has been keeping you all awake.....

    It's back!!! Sodding thing started this morning. 
    Air in a radiator or pipe and comes on when the heating does?
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12314
    RMJ said:
    I'm sure the suspense has been keeping you all awake.....

    It's back!!! Sodding thing started this morning. 
    Did you do anything to make it start up again, like turning something on? (Bathroom light for instance) Or did it just start again by itself? 

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  • Right, you'll have to move. Nothing else to be done...
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  • RMJRMJ Frets: 1274
    boogieman said:
    RMJ said:
    I'm sure the suspense has been keeping you all awake.....

    It's back!!! Sodding thing started this morning. 
    Did you do anything to make it start up again, like turning something on? (Bathroom light for instance) Or did it just start again by itself? 

    Everyone was in bed. Only thing I can think of is heating
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  • LuttiSLuttiS Frets: 2243
    Phone fallen out of cradle and low on battery?
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    Have you got a holding tank upstairs anywhere?
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  • RMJRMJ Frets: 1274
    Interesting. It's stopped and started again so far this morning. I'm struggling to correlate with switching anything on or of
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  • RMJRMJ Frets: 1274
    Have you got a holding tank upstairs anywhere?
    We have a hot water tank upstairs?
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  • cj73cj73 Frets: 1003
    edited December 2018
    RMJ said:
    Have you got a holding tank upstairs anywhere?
    We have a hot water tank upstairs?
    Have you checked in it for the Proteus?  it could be issuing a distress call 
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  • p90foolp90fool Frets: 31368
    Is your house built on an old Comanche graveyard?
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  • RMJRMJ Frets: 1274
    p90fool said:
    Is your house built on an old Comanche graveyard?
    Yes. Is there a link?
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24210
    The MkII delay timer on the old Trident 1 C-4 warheads used to make that noise when the electrolytic caps started to dry out.  Have you got a nuclear weapon in the house that you've forgotten about ?
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
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  • I think it's time to move onto the destructive phase of this fault-finding project.
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
    edited December 2018
    This may sound a bit 'out there', but could someone be winding you up?
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  • RMJRMJ Frets: 1274
    This may sound a bout 'out there', but could someone be winding you up?
    I have a list of possibilities. That one hasn't been crossed off yet
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  • RMJRMJ Frets: 1274
    Emp_Fab said:
    The MkII delay timer on the old Trident 1 C-4 warheads used to make that noise when the electrolytic caps started to dry out.  Have you got a nuclear weapon in the house that you've forgotten about ?
    I'll add to the list. Not ruling anything out 
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    Could you create a sensor net of microphones linked to a computer to pin point it exactly... I mean, if two mics can be used to work out what a user types on a keyboard with a good degree of precision, then I imagine 3 could locate a beepy-bastard with sufficient accuracy that you could hit the perpetrating gizmo with whatever suitably heavy and sturdy object you posses
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  • p90foolp90fool Frets: 31368
    RMJ said:
    p90fool said:
    Is your house built on an old Comanche graveyard?
    Yes. Is there a link?
    Not at all, but it will affect resale now you're thinking of moving. 
    :)
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12314
    Time to get up in the loft methinks. 
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  • RMJRMJ Frets: 1274
    boogieman said:
    Time to get up in the loft methinks. 
    Been up there already. 

    I'm wondering....could it be something to do with the phone line?
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