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  • LuttiSLuttiS Frets: 1472
    An instant hangover removal pill.
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 5345
    Self-polishing shoes.

    Washing machines with noise generators that cancel the noise of a fast spin.

    BRISTOL86 said:
    A machine to get me out of bed and ready for work in the morning like the Jetsons had!
    Get a butler.
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  • LastMantraLastMantra Frets: 468
    LuttiS said:
    An instant hangover removal pill.
    Already get those. 
    MYMUSIC

    I wanna be a door
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  • DrJazzTapDrJazzTap Frets: 1020
    Something that stops cables and christmss tree lights from knotting up into a ball.
    I would love to change my username, but I fully understand the T&C's (it was an old band nickname). So please feel free to call me Dave.
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 36152
    DrJazzTap said:
    Something that stops cables and christmss tree lights from knotting up into a ball.
    This exists already - it’s called winding them up properly.

    ;)
    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 12272
    A penis enlarger that actually works. All the ones I tried were useless
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 14587
    @gringopig my ex gf showed me how to do that (before she was ex). probably the most useful thing she ever showed me
    She makes it look easy because she’s only doing it with a single.  Try it with a King on your own!
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
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  • DrJazzTapDrJazzTap Frets: 1020
    ICBM said:
    DrJazzTap said:
    Something that stops cables and christmss tree lights from knotting up into a ball.
    This exists already - it’s called winding them up properly.

    ;)
    I'll let you tell that to my other half :)
    I would love to change my username, but I fully understand the T&C's (it was an old band nickname). So please feel free to call me Dave.
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  • BigBearKrisBigBearKris Frets: 1181
    gringopig said:
    gringopig said:
    A machine which would change the duvet sheet and get all the corners snug and filled so you don't pull up a flappy bit of duvet cover to your face when getting comfy.
    You don't need one, just do this @gringopig ;

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    I bet you watch it more than once as well ;)
    Well. There you go lol. I spent hours of my life stuffing the duvet into the cover. I did watch it more than once haha
    I do the covers that way ever since I remember. Tbh I didn't know other people don't do it.
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 2298
    Emp_Fab said:
    @gringopig my ex gf showed me how to do that (before she was ex). probably the most useful thing she ever showed me
    She makes it look easy because she’s only doing it with a single.  Try it with a King on your own!
    I shall do exactly that in the morning, with a match report.

    Did anyone bring the petits-fours?
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 20703
    A personal transport device that is the size of a skateboard that hovers above the ground.

    We could call it a ‘hoverboard’.
    I am the juice of four limes.
    Trading Feedback

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  • schrodinger1612schrodinger1612 Frets: 200
    edited January 13
    A virtual reality recording/mixing studio ... so you can interface your DAW within a bunch of fancy studio environements, which also have their own sonic blueprint. Would be interesting to intergrate this with something like the waves nx virtual mix room. 

    Virtual reality which integrates the nervous system to bring about tactile sensory awareness. 
    Feedback Thread: https://goo.gl/bquaSD
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  • vizviz Frets: 5329
    A set of templates you can put over a standard piano keyboard that explains modes, keys, circle of fifths, etc. 

    I’m on it
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  • p90foolp90fool Frets: 10532
    Virtual reality which integrates the nervous system to bring about tactile sensory awareness. 
    You dirty bugger.
    ;)
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 12272
    Jelly moulds in the shape of female celebrity bottoms
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 14587
    Now you've got me thinking.....

    After a few moments thought, I've decided against it.  As much as I adore Ms's Willoughby and Riley, it would be far too close to necrophilia.

    I'm telling you - whoever invents the groin attachment for the Oculus Rift and writes suitable er... 'games' for it is going to make Bill Gates look like a pauper.


    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
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  • thecolourboxthecolourbox Frets: 3778
    I'm a bit I'l at the moment with high temperature and aching bones etc, and I dreamt during the night that I managed to interacti myself with the Hive thermostat and successfully reduced my temperature via the app. That would be something
    I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry
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  • horsehorse Frets: 689
    I was on a smaller jet that landed in the fog last year, and the pilot then announced that due to the conditions he had let the plane computer land it.
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  • ToneControlToneControl Frets: 4786
    Anti-salt, like when you fuckup and over salt during cooking and want to save the meal.


    https://www.rachaelray.com/2010/01/25/too-much-salt-tips-on-saving-an-oversalted-dish/

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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9741
    I'd like a device that you hide somewhere in the company's premises and it emits brainwaves that convince the management that they don't need you physically on site to do your job, it would be OK to log in from home. While I get that some jobs do require a physical presence, and others require it some of the time, I have worked for too many people who think you can't be doing your job properly unless your bum is on a seat in their building. Chuck that thinking out and you'll save a lot of rush-hour trafiic.
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • p90foolp90fool Frets: 10532
    I'd like a device that you hide somewhere in the company's premises and it emits brainwaves that convince the management that they don't need you physically on site to do your job, it would be OK to log in from home. While I get that some jobs do require a physical presence, and others require it some of the time, I have worked for too many people who think you can't be doing your job properly unless your bum is on a seat in their building. Chuck that thinking out and you'll save a lot of rush-hour trafiic.
    I hope they never do that to me, I just don't have the self discipline. 
    Nobody is going to pay me to sit at home in my pants eating Monster Munch while watching Jeremy Kyle. 
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 36152
    DrJazzTap said:

    I'll let you tell that to my other half :)
    This year MrsICBM put the Christmas lights away. She was not pleased when I insisted on getting them out again and putting them away properly...

    :)

    None of my cables ever tangle, but I am a boring geek with OCD ;).
    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."
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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 6402
    Lodious said:
    A device that makes cables stay when you pass them up behind a desk for just long enough to get from under the desk and grab them. 
    they already have  - is called an 18" ruler with attached rubber band...
    <Vintage BOSS Upgrades>
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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 6402
    gringopig said:
    A machine which would change the duvet sheet and get all the corners snug and filled so you don't pull up a flappy bit of duvet cover to your face when getting comfy.
    You don't need one, just do this @gringopig ;

    Watch from 1:12



    I bet you watch it more than once as well ;)
    I'd have a go at flipping her inside out...
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  • munckeemunckee Frets: 2649
    gringopig said:
    A machine which would change the duvet sheet and get all the corners snug and filled so you don't pull up a flappy bit of duvet cover to your face when getting comfy.
    You don't need one, just do this @gringopig ;

    Watch from 1:12



    I bet you watch it more than once as well ;)
    Isn't that what everyone does?
    Missus munckee showed me this technique in the days before we had kids when she did all the housework.  I went to a mates house a while later and he said he couldn't get the cover on, I demonstrated this to a room full of blokes, they nearly burnt me for being a witch...
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  • munckeemunckee Frets: 2649
    Anti-salt, like when you fuckup and over salt during cooking and want to save the meal.


    Can't anti salt but sugar balances chilli if you put too much in.


    I'd like something that reminds me what I went upstairs/downstairs for.
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  • digitalscreamdigitalscream Frets: 13475
    munckee said:
    gringopig said:
    A machine which would change the duvet sheet and get all the corners snug and filled so you don't pull up a flappy bit of duvet cover to your face when getting comfy.
    You don't need one, just do this @gringopig ;;

    Watch from 1:12



    I bet you watch it more than once as well
    Isn't that what everyone does?
    Missus munckee showed me this technique in the days before we had kids when she did all the housework.  I went to a mates house a while later and he said he couldn't get the cover on, I demonstrated this to a room full of blokes, they nearly burnt me for being a witch...
    It honestly stuns me that there are people in the world who a) don't do it this way, and b) didn't figure out that it's the easiest way when they first left home.

    C'mon, people...

    Anti-salt, like when you fuckup and over salt during cooking and want to save the meal.


    Lemon juice, but not enough that you can taste it.
    "Mains is ouchy if you get it up you" - Sporky
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  • JezWyndJezWynd Frets: 2744
    Shoes with built in toe nail clippers.
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 2298
    Nitefly said:
    Emp_Fab said:
    @gringopig my ex gf showed me how to do that (before she was ex). probably the most useful thing she ever showed me
    She makes it look easy because she’s only doing it with a single.  Try it with a King on your own!
    I shall do exactly that in the morning, with a match report.

    Well, I did it this morning, with a king-size duvet, and in all honesty it didn't seem any quicker than my usual method.  The biggest issue was getting the duvet cover inside-out in the first place.  Also I'm only 5'8" so I don't really have a wide-enough span.

    I like the smiling lady though.

    Did anyone bring the petits-fours?
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