Boners Penis Cleaner

Fretwired

Apparently there's a product called Boners Penis Cleaner ... the £12 product is produced by independent brand Boners, which also makes creams designed to delay male orgasms.

Anyone tried it .... it is real .. :-)

http://www.fretwired.com/images/boners.jpg

Buy some from Amazon ..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Boners-Hygiene-Intimate-Penis-Cleaner/dp/B077TPSXJP

tone1

Isn’t that what curtains were designed for

Fretwired

tone1 said:

Isn’t that what curtains were designed for

We have blinds .. bloody painful.

Fretwired

How about some Toppcock ...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/ToppCock-Silver-Hygiene-Parts-Neutralizer/dp/B00H1P4HGA/ref=pd_bxgy_121_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00H1P4HGA&pd_rd_r=a333b1b4-2a43-11e9-90ee-45f2b2e25cfe&pd_rd_w=vjvHp&pd_rd_wg=oOzo5&pf_rd_p=a0365e62-3353-40ad-91cf-d4ca762b18a7&pf_rd_r=1105WWZGTZ6MB8RM71EN&psc=1&refRID=1105WWZGTZ6MB8RM71EN

fastonebaz

I already chuckle at someone buying a tub of Gentlemen's Relish

fastonebaz

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Lf9gsbfAL.jpg

VimFuego

either he's got huge hands or that's tiny!!!


Oh wait, that's the bottle. 

Snags

Has the OP been in receipt of some recent personal hygiene criticism, one wonders, to be searching out such things?

RandallFlagg

I smell something smeggy about this...

FX_Munkee

I'll add it to my basket along with my "Fresh & Dry Balls"

https://www.boots.com/below-the-belt-grooming-for-men-fresh-and-dry-balls-fresh-75ml-10222666

CeeJay

Cream Cheese anyone?

Maynehead

For single men with OCD...

english_bob

From Amazon:

"Instructions for use: apply some spray to your penis and rub it out"

Stop sniggering at the back.

strumjoughlamps

A stroke a day keeps frustration at bay

Bellycaster

They can't be selling many Guitars in Eastbourne to have to resort to this level.

ToneControl

Fretwired said:

Apparently there's a product called Boners Penis Cleaner ... the £12 product is produced by independent brand Boners, which also makes creams designed to delay male orgasms.

Anyone tried it .... it is real .. :-)

http://www.fretwired.com/images/boners.jpg

Buy some from Amazon ..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Boners-Hygiene-Intimate-Penis-Cleaner/dp/B077TPSXJP

amazon will now be recommending related products to you for evermore

Snags

Lemon juice?!  LEMON JUICE!!!  What the hell does he get on his todger that needs lemon juice to shift it?


(And anyway, it's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I want).

DLM

This is why Britain's economy is doomed: the markets indicated a clear need for this in 2013:

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

Yet it took six years to get a product on supermarket shelves?!

ourmaninthenorth

tone1 said:

Isn’t that what curtains were designed for

You win the internet with that. 

Bloody brilliant. 

Fretwired

DLM said:

This is why Britain's economy is doomed: the markets indicated a clear need for this in 2013:

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

Yet it took six years to get a product on supermarket shelves?!

We were too focused on Brexit rather than a clean Pexit .. ;-)

Dominic

The need depends on whether you are a Roundhead or a Cavalier