I went to a fancy dress party...

thecolourbox

... Dressed as a harp.

The host said, "That costume is too small to be a harp".

I said, "Are you calling me a lyre?"

Snags

Just as well it wasn't "dress as an emotion", otherwise it would have been the old willy in the custard/fruit scenario ...

blobb

I went to one in just my underwear, someone asked what i was supposed to be so I told 'em I've come in my pants.

(is that scraping a new level here?)

thecolourbox

blobb said:

I went to one in just my underwear, someone asked what i was supposed to be so I told 'em I've come in my pants.

Ohh I see, man

Snags

@blobb well on a par with the ones I was thinking of.

I went with my cock in a bowl.of custard; my friend had his knob stuck in a pear.

"I'm fucking diss custard, he's come in diss pear"

Funkfingers

Snags said:

"dress as an e-motion"

Isn't there already enough Internet shit? 

blobb

BCD here we come......

scrumhalf

I went to one wearing nothing apart from a condom over my nostrils.

"What have you come as?"

"Fuck knows."

viz

Got to the end of colourbox’s post before I realised this wasn’t just some blues lyrics. 

munckee

This isn't a gag but my brother turned up to ours without being in fancy dress. I asked what his outfit was and he said "I ordered from amazon a fancy dress outfit of a middle aged man with no hope and a massive mortgage" I had to agree he was the winner.