Got sent a valentines card

poopot

from moon pig!.

really must stop calling her that!.

Sassafras

In the 70s I was sent a Valentine's by a gayer. I remember feeling profoundly embarrassed and at a bit of loss as to how to handle the situation.
These days, I'll take what I can get. 

RandallFlagg

I had a discussion with my wife about this last night, I quote:

"We're not bothering with this Valentine's Day shite are we?"

proggy

My big, fat ugly mate told me he got a Valentine's card today.

I said, "You must have been well pleased"

"Not really" he said "It was from my cellmate"

munckee

Missus munckee and I always agree never to do valentines day as its trumped by a wedding anniversary (when we sob and light candles at our lost lives : )  Last night watching tv (Ozark) my wife starts muttering, I look over and she is showing me the photos of flowers her colleagues were posting on sh1tbook.

ArchtopDave

It's lunchtime. 5 posts. Ain't guitarists popular these days?? 

breakstuff

I was in Tesco this morning at 6.30 and the amount of sad,lost,hollow eyed blokes walking out with pathetic looking bunches of flowers, probably thinking 'this'll do, she really wouldn't want me to spend a week and a halfs wages on a bunch from Intetflora, would she?'

It broke my heart to see such hopeless subjugation. Is this really what the modern man has come to.And most of them probably won't even get a blow job for all their troubles. 





Oh, the wife loved hers, by the way.

english_bob

breakstuff said:

I was in Tesco this morning at 6.30 and the amount of sad,lost,hollow eyed blokes walking out with pathetic looking bunches of flowers, probably thinking 'this'll do, she really wouldn't want me to spend a week and a halfs wages on a bunch from Intetflora, would she?'

It broke my heart to see such hopeless subjugation. Is this really what the modern man has come to.And most of them probably won't even get a blow job for all their troubles. 





Oh, the wife loved hers, by the way.

Her blow job?

Sassafras

breakstuff said:

I was in Tesco this morning at 6.30 and the amount of sad,lost,hollow eyed blokes walking out with pathetic looking bunches of flowers, probably thinking 'this'll do, she really wouldn't want me to spend a week and a halfs wages on a bunch from Intetflora, would she?'

It broke my heart to see such hopeless subjugation. Is this really what the modern man has come to.And most of them probably won't even get a blow job for all their troubles. 





Oh, the wife loved hers, by the way.

And you believed her???

fastonebaz

I hope my missus is looking forward to a good mouthful of meat tonight. 

I always buy steak for dinner on Valentine's day. 

LuttiS

I was in Asda last night, joining the hollow-eyed masses... I stared at the flower stand angrily for a while hoping my rage would make the prices more bearable for some half dead roses. Didn't work, and they were flying off the shelf..

Walked around for a bit, every other colour of roses are closer to £4 for a bunch as opposed to the red roses which the cheapest set come in at £10.. 

Got the wife a mixed bunch of roses & lilys from the non-valentines section for about a fiver. Was about triple the size of the £10 set of red roses and looked hell of a lot better.. She was happy, as was i.

breakstuff

english_bob said:

breakstuff said:

I was in Tesco this morning at 6.30 and the amount of sad,lost,hollow eyed blokes walking out with pathetic looking bunches of flowers, probably thinking 'this'll do, she really wouldn't want me to spend a week and a halfs wages on a bunch from Intetflora, would she?'

It broke my heart to see such hopeless subjugation. Is this really what the modern man has come to.And most of them probably won't even get a blow job for all their troubles. 





Oh, the wife loved hers, by the way.

Her blow job?

She hasn't bought me flowers yet. 

MatthewShreddery

Valentines day is a scam and it can fuck off
PS - if you could help me in my divorce thread that'd be grand 

poopot

Well I would just like to take this opportunity to wish all the beautiful ladies out there a happy Valentine’s Day!...


and for all the fat birds, cheer up, it’s pancake day next week!

DLM

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boogieman

MatthewShreddery said:

Valentines day is a scam and it can fuck off

It is. But do you want to the one who hasn’t bought a card when your wife hands yours over? It’s emotional blackmail. 

Ps the amount of mileage I got out of the year my ex forgot our wedding anniversary was bloody immense. 

Kilgore

I just gave mine the dead bunch of roses from last year. I told her they were reliced.

Sassafras

I'd like to wish the myriads of females on this forum a Happy Valentine's Day.

PhilW1

Last year I thought I'd be a bit different and get the wife something romantic and practical ,
 But apparently having roses on it doesn't make an ironing board cover romantic,
Last time I try to take an interest in her hobbies!

Snap

I like Valentine's day. I'll finish a bit early, we';ll have a couple of drinks, and cook something tasty. I just wrote something even more soppy, but deleted it, ha, but you get the picture....

nowt wrong with a bit of romance you lot. Get with it!

MrBump

Mrs Bump won the lottery with me, so cards aren't necessary.

I got her one anyway