The wife says no ....

Winny_Pooh

That looks brilliant 

sev112

Of course, it has to Made from tonewood

RandallFlagg

Leaves it out

JezWynd

... so you thought you’d give her some stick.

RandallFlagg

Well at least you're branching out

Budgie

I really shouldn't like that, the idea seems really naff but it actually looks ace!

*insert random pun about a tree part here* (did anyone do root?)

Emp_Fab

She’s never said no to me.

jonnyburgo

And we all knows what happens at Center Parks, well, according to mumsnet anyway.

Bellycaster

It's OK, you can always find another Wife! Is Twiggy available these days?

Kilgore

Is that meant to be a joak?

fandango

I think she needs new pair of spectacles.

LuttiS

Good bit of timbre there!

Sassafras

Your wife's rack should be enough for you.

ICBM

I thought this was going to be a follow-on from fastonebaz’s groupie thread...

fastonebaz

ICBM said:

I thought this was going to be a follow-on from fastonebaz’s groupie thread...

The groupie situation has calmed right down since.   Either that or the OP has pinched her.