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zepp76zepp76 Frets: 2534
why does it feel like they've chosen the nurse with the biggest hands on the planet to give you a rectal examination? It's bad enough having a broken coccyx!
Tomorrow will be a good day.
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  • RaymondLinRaymondLin Frets: 11813
    edited May 2019
    Have you ever thought may be you are just a tight arse?

      
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  • poopotpoopot Frets: 9098
    And I bet he never bought you dinner first!!!!
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  • DeadmanDeadman Frets: 3852
    Kinky.
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  • skunkwerxskunkwerx Frets: 6838
    One up the bum. 

    No harm done. 
    The only easy day, was yesterday...
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  • maltingsaudiomaltingsaudio Frets: 3098
    Get em to check your prostrate while she’s up there ... May as well!
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  • BlaendulaisBlaendulais Frets: 3316
    Always amazed people get pleasure from that sort of thing.  Believe me after removing objects from there they do!  The strangest thing was an upside down whisky tumbler.  Poor lad ended up with a bag!  
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  • steveledzepsteveledzep Frets: 1172
    Get em to check your prostrate while she’s up there ... May as well!
    Prostate.
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  • skunkwerxskunkwerx Frets: 6838
    Get em to check your prostrate while she’s up there ... May as well!
    Prostate.
    I'd love it if it was supposed to be a simple test of whether OP could lay prostrate, and he ended up being violated instead. 
    The only easy day, was yesterday...
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  • GuyRGuyR Frets: 1323
    skunkwerx said:
    Get em to check your prostrate while she’s up there ... May as well!
    Prostate.
    I'd love it if it was supposed to be a simple test of whether OP could lay prostrate, and he ended up being violated instead. 
    What did it do to his prospects of having a pleasant day?
    Rectum
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  • zepp76zepp76 Frets: 2534
    GuyR said:
    skunkwerx said:
    Get em to check your prostrate while she’s up there ... May as well!
    Prostate.
    I'd love it if it was supposed to be a simple test of whether OP could lay prostrate, and he ended up being violated instead. 
    What did it do to his prospects of having a pleasant day?
    Rectum
    Haha, very good! I've ended up having to buy one of them foam doughnuts to sit on due to a broken coccyx, very painful! If anyone has a funny to share related to that I'd like to hear it as I could do with cheering up.
    Tomorrow will be a good day.
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9552
    But did your nurse give you the big thumbs up?
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • zepp76zepp76 Frets: 2534
    HAL9000 said:
    But did your nurse give you the big thumbs up?
    The nurse said touching my prostate may cause ejaculation and wasn't her favourite thing to do but fair play to her, she took it on the chin!
    Tomorrow will be a good day.
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4902
    zepp76 said:
    HAL9000 said:
    But did your nurse give you the big thumbs up?
    The nurse said touching my prostate may cause ejaculation and wasn't her favourite thing to do but fair play to her, she took it on the chin!
    Needs a double LOL; sadly I can only give you one...

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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5827

    When I went to my doctor for a prostate exam he told me to remove my trousers.

    I said "where shall I put them?"

    He said "over there next to mine"

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  • Mark1960Mark1960 Frets: 326
    Man walks into the Drs. and says  Dr. I can't stop farting.
    Dr. says drop your trousers and pants and bend over the couch
    Man does this and catches the Dr. picking up a long window pole.
    Man says Oh nooo what are you going to do with that?
    Dr. says I'm going to open the window it stinks in here!
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