Horsepower

proggy

Not that I'm interested in horse racing, I'd like to see it banned to be honest but there's a horse running in The Derby today called Telecaster.
Fancy a flutter?

p90fool

It'll probably end up being "Esquired" then they'll have to call the vet. 

SteveRobinson

Rubbish

thermionic

Can’t be a real Telecaster because real Telecasters have three saddles.