I've been very naughty miss...

Bogwhoppit

I broke out the new shiny unused, untouched full virgin SG Custom complete with gold bling fittings and played it.  I feel so dirty, so quilty...my gold looks like a whore after her first customer.  The SG has finger prints on the nitro, the case was opened and there is a dust spec on the latch.

My OCD is going overtime and my shrink is away.

I no longer have a closet untouched Start Trek SG, its now a raving little whore bag selling its wares for musical gain...

..should I take of the white cotton gloves and give it some beans, shall I, shall I ???

frankus

I'm not sure I understand any of this ... are you collecting for Christian Aid week? because that was about a month ago...

Bogwhoppit

frankus said:

I'm not sure I understand any of this ... are you collecting for Christian Aid week? because that was about a month ago...

No... for UKIP and the Samaritans ...

mike_l

Does it mean your cross dressing is now public?

Iamnobody

Defile it completely - gold hardware and SG's are a poor combination anyway.

equalsql

You now have to break out the duster and polish and buff the blighter to within an inch of its life.
OCD be damned, plenty of elbow grease is what you need my lad huummpprrr
B-)

rossi

Perhaps you ought to get out more .but failing that I'll be round about 8 .

Bogwhoppit

equalsql said:

You now have to break out the duster and polish and buff the blighter to within an inch of its life.
OCD be damned, plenty of elbow grease is what you need my lad huummpprrr
B-)

I'm showing self-restraint.  I keep looking at the guitar, looking at my quality range of cleaning products and then I start rocking back and forth in my chair.  It's been nearly four hours since I touched it, and so far I've controlled my urge to clean it, put it back in the case under the bed - yes it really did live under the bed in its case, inside the Gibson box with a warn duvet covering it .... should I be admitting this ?

DrBob

You're feeling 'quilty' ?

Moe_Zambeek

Don't polish the gold...gibson plating lasts about 30 seconds if you do!

JookyChap

DrBob said:

You're feeling 'quilty' ?

You never felt quilty DrBob?

OP - how long has it been under the bed in it's case, box, quilt..?

Bogwhoppit

JookyChap said:

OP - how long has it been under the bed in it's case, box, quilt..?

Since 2013.  I changed the bedding in April though, nothing like sleeping under a manky duvet..

ElectroDan

Take it back out, photograph it and stick it in the classifieds. Pointless having a guitar under your bed in a blanket! Might as well trade it for something scuffed so you can actually play it.

JDE

I knew someone who kept his ES-175 under his bed. One evening, he sat on the edge of the bed to take his shoes off and the bed collapsed. The centre post from the bed frame went through the top of the case. The guitar survived unharmed, but I know for a fact he never put a guitar under the bed again. Tarnished gold hardware would be the least of your worries.

Bogwhoppit

ElectroDan said:

Take it back out, photograph it and stick it in the classifieds. Pointless having a guitar under your bed in a blanket! Might as well trade it for something scuffed so you can actually play it.

That's being too sensible. Anyway, I have another 20 or so to play around with.

JDE;269392" said:

I knew someone who kept his ES-175 under his bed. 

I have no choice, the studio is full to the point of busting with my others