Thinking of band names...

57Deluxe

chrisj1602 said:

What a nightmare.

We have a band, we have songs, we have 2 gigs booked, we have no name.

"What a Nightmare" - seems like a good name to me!

imalone

BOGOF?

Shark_Eyes

There was a band I vaguely remember called "Wank".

How about:

Tony Pisspot's mental orchestra

Shit myself have you?

Jeff Lepard

Cheer if you like cats

I've run out.

mudslide73

Cribbed from Making Music in c.1989 - I kept it just for this list. All apparently real - I think Polished Electric Head should be St.Helens band Poisoned Electrick Head though.

Cheesy Hood And The Precautions
Bob is 32
Gang Green
Pink Volkswagen
And The Cow Went Yech
Psycho's Mum
Cosmic Orgasms
Cranial Cheesecake
Turbo Slag
Projectile Vomit
A Fridge Too Far
Son of God's Mate
Hairy Canary
Shit With Eggs On
Dang Wam Sam
Eddie Shit
Haddock Fish Beast
14 Iced Bears
Brief Case Full Of Slugs
Nel Mangle Versus The Robinsons
Emma Gibbs Loves Badgers
Donkey's Scrotum
Blue Bum Snoggers
The Marauding Mutant Headbangers From Hell
Door Marked Summer
Throd
Rancid Hell Spawn
Polished Electric Head
Shit - Only Ten Minutes to Get to Ledbury
Indigo Plankton-Motus
Ned The Sponge
Mad And Bonkers
Fat
Fat And Frantic
Poodle Whumpies
Foul Language And The Chicken Shits
Aardvark And The Swinging Testicles
Toggle And The Dufflecoats
Billie Bowel And The Movements
Richard Brown And The House Of The Tragic Poet
Randolph Silage Pit And His Exploding Hamster
Dr Foulbreath And The Molten Medicine Show
Bongo Sherbert And The Electrified Yeti Wobblers
God And The Crazy Lesbians From Hell
Joe The Crow And The Birdseeds

Phil_aka_Pip

Happy Hour

Alnico

The Stretch Marks

Cacofonix

Eagle nose raisin

wombats of sludge metal

Comet delivery boys

Fries with that

Please don't burn my hat stand

I think I've found your dremel

Yes, I know a good shoemaker

The missing jigsaw piece

All we are saying, is give bees a chance

Plastic hammer

pyres of gothic zombie killers plagued by verminous were-rats (the POGZ)

undead sons of Amararthararrararrrar  (USOAM)

Wildebeest Whisperers

Mid sized furry things that go squeak

Gyrbils of Pan Tang

Sharks have feelings too

The magazines in the waiting room.

Bronze Griffin

Chemical Cosh

Cheeky Fizzog

thisisguitar

Try this for an idea… take the last three letters from your car number plate, then try to make a word with each letter in order.

I.e: 'KBF' could become 'Killed By Foxes'

Sometimes inspiration can come from odd places :-)

thisisguitar

@Shark_Eyes "There was a band I vaguely remember called "Wank"."

Did they have a dance the audience could learn? ;-)

EricTheWeary

thisisguitar said:

Try this for an idea… take the last three letters from your car number plate, then try to make a word with each letter in order.

I.e: 'KBF' could become 'Killed By Foxes'

Sometimes inspiration can come from odd places :-)

I'd be in a band called Your Next Xylophone then! Which isn't completely terrible I suppose... :o3

richardhomer

I was going to suggest 'The Threetles' but a quick Google search reveals there is a Beatles tribute band using it - apparently there are five in the band!

mike_l

thisisguitar;279681" said:

Try this for an idea… take the last three letters from your car number plate, then try to make a word with each letter in order.

I.e: 'KBF' could become 'Killed By Foxes'

Sometimes inspiration can come from odd places :-)

Cock Nicks Oral then......

mike_l

thisisguitar;279683" said:

@Shark_Eyes "There was a band I vaguely remember called "Wank"."

Did they have a dance the audience could learn? ;-)

I wonder the same for Anal Phlegm...

EdGrip

My suggestion today is:

The Faced.

Inspired by the manner in which my friends and I have spent this weekend while watching Glasto coverage.

oddball

Exit through the gift shop

Keep off the skunk

Arab Spring bank holiday

Mein Kamphavan

Russia have Pussy Riot - how about keeping things equal: Cock Scrap?

my current favourite  - NATIONAL BREAKDOWN

Iamnobody

Most great bands have rather shite names. Most bands with great names are rather shite.

It might be worth looking through your cd collections and perhaps picking the name of an obscure album track.

steamabacus

mudslide73 said:

Cribbed from Making Music in c.1989 - I kept it just for this list. All apparently real - I think Polished Electric Head should be St.Helens band Poisoned Electrick Head though.

Cheesy Hood And The Precautions
Bob is 32
Gang Green
Pink Volkswagen
And The Cow Went Yech
Psycho's Mum
Cosmic Orgasms
Cranial Cheesecake
Turbo Slag
Projectile Vomit
A Fridge Too Far
Son of God's Mate
Hairy Canary
Shit With Eggs On
Dang Wam Sam
Eddie Shit
Haddock Fish Beast
14 Iced Bears
Brief Case Full Of Slugs
Nel Mangle Versus The Robinsons
Emma Gibbs Loves Badgers
Donkey's Scrotum
Blue Bum Snoggers
The Marauding Mutant Headbangers From Hell
Door Marked Summer
Throd
Rancid Hell Spawn
Polished Electric Head
Shit - Only Ten Minutes to Get to Ledbury
Indigo Plankton-Motus
Ned The Sponge
Mad And Bonkers
Fat
Fat And Frantic
Poodle Whumpies
Foul Language And The Chicken Shits
Aardvark And The Swinging Testicles
Toggle And The Dufflecoats
Billie Bowel And The Movements
Richard Brown And The House Of The Tragic Poet
Randolph Silage Pit And His Exploding Hamster
Dr Foulbreath And The Molten Medicine Show
Bongo Sherbert And The Electrified Yeti Wobblers
God And The Crazy Lesbians From Hell
Joe The Crow And The Birdseeds

My mate was the singer in Psycho's Mum.


And Poisoned Electrick Head were great!

mike_l

Fanny Craddock

Bidley

A couple of variations on a theme: Blood, Sweat and Ray Mears, or simply Gay Smears. You're welcome.

mike_l

The Swinging Fanny Hammocks