The Problem With The Twerking Classes

Handsome_Chris

America, you give so much and ask soooo little.

Myranda

The girl who played with fire?

Now... what precisely is the definition of twerk? And why?

VimFuego

ok, so now at least I know what twerking is. I assumed before that it was tweeting from work, so I'm glad I cleared that up.

Myranda

So, twerking is being on fire? 

I'm not sure it''l catch on

Jalapeno

Tea:Screen moment ! - have a well earnt LOL )

ICBM

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" - Albert Einstein.

To be fair, you don't really need to be Einstein to know what's going to happen as soon as you spot the door. Although catching fire was an unexpected extra...

Myranda

I suppose on thinking about it I'm clearly doomed as I didn't laugh at all until she was on fire... then laughed like a drain!

ICBM

It could have been quite nasty actually - she's clearly covered in burning molten wax.

And I still laughed .

Jalapeno

Molten wax & booze !

I do hope she's ok

VimFuego

Myranda said:

I suppose on thinking about it I'm clearly doomed as I didn't laugh at all until she was on fire... then laughed like a drain!

that's what I laughed, up to that point I thought it was staged.

IMO, people on fire is rarely not funny.

viz

Can't believe the other girl carried on coming in instead of closing the door and waiting outside.

Handsome_Chris

@Myranda for your edification:

Myranda

I see.

And why would one want to do this? I've seen few things less sexy - sure there might be a sexualised nature to it... but no sexy any more... like some sort of genital-meatmarket bleh

VimFuego

the world is an increasingly bizarre and confusing place. The end times can't come round quick enough.

Bucket

I call that "comeuppance".

Twerking is evil.

viz

Can't believe I'm standing in the bedroom trying to twerk.

monquixote

Sadly I involuntarily twerk almost continually due to to a spinal injury. 

On the plus side I don't have to wait in line to use the paint mixer at the DIY store and if I clench a sledgehammer between my thighs I can break up concrete a treat.

mike_l

There's some very, very evil peeps here.

I mean, Vim and Myranda laughing at burning people, Monq Laughing at spinal injuries, and Viz, Twerking and admitting it.

 

This place is the best place ever.

 

FWIW, I thought a twerk, was a cross between a twat and a berk, you learn new stuff every day 

B-) 

Myranda

mike_l said:

There's some very, very evil peeps here.

I mean, Vim and Myranda laughing at burning people, Monq Laughing at spinal injuries, and Viz, Twerking and admitting it.

 

This place is the best place ever.

 

FWIW, I thought a twerk, was a cross between a twat and a berk, you learn new stuff every day 

B-) 

I'm not sure we've seen any evidence to the contrary ...

viz

I'm not twerking any more, I'm lying on the floor on my back.

Myranda

On fire?