I've just eaten........

Travisthedog

A whole French Stick

A round of Camenbert

A box of Feta Stuffed Halkidiki Olives

A big pack of air cured yorkshire ham

A bag of chili and lime Sweet potato crisps

And am 2/3 of the way through a bottle of Sierra De Andea Navarra

All from the comfort of the Holiday Inn Express Room in Harlow

Fuck Yeah

mike_l

On the down side, you're in Harlow, at the Holiday Inn.

 

Sorry to piss on your fireworks

Travisthedog

thats why im drinking in my hotel room so i dont have to

a) go downstairs and mix with the twats in the bar

b) go outside and chance it town

Whilst in Sainsburys earlier i actually witnessed the largest amount of arse crack id ever seen on a woman - i reckon it was a full 8 inches

Col_Decker

I love french bread/stick. Was it the soft sort or the crunchy sort?

mike_l

@Travisthedog are you sure you didn't mistake Harlow for Margate? a whole 8" arse crack, was she a plumber?

monquixote

Don't vomit on the Supersonic!

Travisthedog

Col_Decker;31059" said:

I love french bread/stick. Was it the soft sort or the crunchy sort?

 

I know - yes proper crunchy, with a nicley warmed camenbert

Travisthedog

monquixote said:

Don't vomit on the Supersonic!

Only the arsecrack would make me vomit mate - it truly was of biblical proportions

chillidoggy

Biblical proportions? Pfft.

Travisthedog

seriously

The margate flangeratti had nothing on this baby

TTony

Travisthedog said:

 Harlow

What did you do wrong?

chillidoggy

I guess as you've experienced the best girls Thanet can offer, you must right.

Travisthedog

TTony said:

Travisthedog said:

 Harlow

What did you do wrong?

i ask myself that daily

Travisthedog

chillidoggy said:

I guess as you've experienced the best girls Thanet can offer, you must right.

are you talking about my night with Emin?

axisus

..... that night he had a stomach ache.

monquixote

TTony said:

Travisthedog said:

 Harlow

What did you do wrong?

He got to enjoy my sparkling wit so it can't have been a total wash

equalsql

Ah Holiday Inns.

I used to live out of the damn things when I used to work for BT many moons ago. Every room looked exactly the same whether you were in Harrogate or Ipswich etc.. Could be quite confusing some times after a few too many..

chillidoggy

Travisthedog said:

chillidoggy said:

I guess as you've experienced the best girls Thanet can offer, you must right.

are you talking about my night with Emin?

I might be.

Wasn't exactly a "night", though, was it? More of a kneetrembler up against the back wall of the old Lido. Still the queue must have dwindled a bit by the time you got there. 

ROOG

This afternoon I have mostly been eating toffees, I feel a bit sick now. :-S

bertie

mrs bert and I discovered a Lindt store at the Swindon outlet centre..........with a pick 'n mix section.

We ate £20 worth of the feckin things on Sunday............... *burp*

ROOG

Deadly, I am a bit addicted to chocolate, perhaps its a feminine trait? along with not being able to park a car, whinging etc.