Why I can't have nice things

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While my good friend @misterg is uploading his excellent Firebird build thread, I will just leave this here to explain why he stands over me when I play his guitars:

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That is my expensive Takamine ETN10C with cedar top and thin finish (for the tone, like).

I've only had it for five months, I think I need to work on my right hand technique...





(I secretly like it)
I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • stickyfiddlestickyfiddle Frets: 26928
    Honest and awesome. Love it :)
    The Assumptions - UAE party band for all your rock & soul desires
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  • DiscoStuDiscoStu Frets: 5460
    If Wolverine played guitar...
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700

    What on earth do you use for a pick? A shovel?

     

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • monquixotemonquixote Frets: 17589
    tFB Trader
    Are you a tiger human hybrid?
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  • During my formative years I played a Strat (single coil bridge) through a Fender transistor amp, in a band with a chap who played a Fender Lead II (with Kent Armstrong Motherbucker bridge) through a JCM800. I think this is why I hit the strings like I'm trying to break open a coconut.

    I use black Jazz III stiffo picks, which definitely doesn't help.

    This guitar is awesome and loud. It will be even awesome and louder when I wear the soundhole to twice its size, right?
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • MistergMisterg Frets: 332
    Are you a tiger human hybrid?
    He is.

    (Well, human / Tigger hybrid, anyway ;) )

    (And I don't stand over him... much...)
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  • Misterg said:
    Are you a tiger human hybrid?
    He is.

    (Well, human / Tigger hybrid, anyway ;) )

    (And I don't stand over him... much...)

    Where's your Firebird thread? Get back to work and stop reading things! [-X
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • stonevibestonevibe Frets: 7137
    Bit heavy handed?


    Win a Cort G250 SE Guitar in our Guitar Bomb Free UK Giveaway 


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  • Brings a new meaning to the term "danger wank".
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  • ChuffolaChuffola Frets: 2025
    WTF is a danger wank?  I've been around, but that one seems to have passed me by!
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    Chuffola said:
    WTF is a danger wank?  I've been around, but that one seems to have passed me by!
     
    Google is your friend here, just not when Mrs Chuffola is around........There'll be some explaining to do if she is.........

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13567
    edited August 2013
    mike_l said:

    What on earth do you use for a pick? A shovel?

     

    LOL -   not only that, now it might be the camera angle but that action looks like you could drive a double decker bus underneath........   :-O
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15483
    fecking hell bert, if he had the action any lower those pick marks would be on the back X_X

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • John_PJohn_P Frets: 2749
    Hell fire!    I thought I was bad but what is it going to be like in a few years?   (If it lasts a few years that is! ;-) )
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    :O
    My V key is broken
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  • Aaaaaaah, it's only the finish, there's plenty of life in it no doubt! I just get carried away. I'll get concerned when it starts to look like Willie Nelson's:

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    Action is 3.0mm (E) and 2.5mm (e) at the 12th fret, about right for hard strumming on an acoustic I would say? Feels fine-diddley-ine to me, it plays lovely.

    I'll post progress pics in a few months!
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • MistergMisterg Frets: 332
  • Chuffola;3028" said:
    WTF is a danger wank?  I've been around, but that one seems to have passed me by!
    This should explain it (NSFW text) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dangerwank
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  • monquixotemonquixote Frets: 17589
    tFB Trader
    Am I the only one mentally singing:

    "DANGER WANK DO-DO DO-DO DO-DO"
    To the tune of Danger Mouse.
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    I hope so....

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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