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  • vizviz Frets: 10689
    While one may question where the idea for such a product came from, the website states that the 'patent pending formula' was designed by a certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital colour loss.
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    isn't 1st April yet is it?
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15484
    isn't this just glorified navel gazing?

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    VimFuego said:
    isn't this just glorified navel gazing?
    her spine would need to be a bit more flexible ...
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 24235
    I sent the link to a mate.

    She said "hold on a mo........ Nope. Still pink"

    I made her drop her pants. I rule.
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  • ddloopingddlooping Frets: 325
    Is it safe for consumption?
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    ddlooping said:
    Is it safe for consumption?
    It ought to be beer-flavoured
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    So... Lipstick... fanny-lipstick ...

    Guess soon it'll be fanny-lipgloss... then fanny-liner-pencil... cootch foundation... thigh blusher...

    Great... make-up bill just got real. ;)
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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 24235
    Don't forget about the anal bleaching too!
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  • frankusfrankus Frets: 4719
    it's a bit crazy considering most blokes wouldn't think of washing their bits until it was too late.. ;)
    A sig-nat-eur? What am I meant to use this for ffs?! Is this thing recording?
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  • JalapenoJalapeno Frets: 6387
    edited September 2013

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    Imagine something sharp and witty here ......

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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5850
    I was expecting "Before" and "After" Pics. I'm sure it's allowed in a newspaper as there are already enough C*nts in there.
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • littlegreenmanlittlegreenman Frets: 4984
    Whose minge is the baseline "proper-pink" that all this has been measured against? The GreenWoman's has always looked OK to me, and no, not green ;)

    Another cash generating bit of BS as far as I can see.
    littlegreenman < My tunes here...
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  • FreebirdFreebird Frets: 5821
    edited October 2019
    If it's already got to that stage then surely you need to turn off the lights when you are doing the business?

    Anyway, I bumped the thread on behalf of a friend, who wants to know if it works??
    If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it.
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  • DominicDominic Frets: 16089
    Arousal will radically change the colour of genitalia.....male or female
    I think the idea of Labial Lipstick could be a winner tho........kind of sexy in a mildly kinky way
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  • AlexCAlexC Frets: 2396
    Can’t help thinking this will probably sell better not to the target market but the selfie generation. Because they take pictures of... oh, never mind.
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  • ZoolooterZoolooter Frets: 886
    Pairs well with this.

    https://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/advice/a3634/anal-bleaching-trend/


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  • JayGeeJayGee Frets: 1257
    Dominic said:
    Arousal will radically change the colour of genitalia.....male or female
    I think the idea of Labial Lipstick could be a winner tho........kind of sexy in a mildly kinky way
    Flavoured?
    Don't ask me, I just play the damned thing...
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5850
    Wow, necro-bump indeed.

    Anyway, I hear Tony Blair recently bought out a company specialising in this. He renamed "New Labia".

    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • IamnobodyIamnobody Frets: 6898
    Why are we still getting in a flap about this 6 years after it was originally posted?
    Previously known as stevebrum
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