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Misheard Lyrics

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johnnyurqjohnnyurq Frets: 1368
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As a companion to the obvious lyrics discussion how about a misheard lyrics one.

Like the famous one that is also a website "excuse me while I kiss this guy".

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

My favourite at the moment is a KOL one.

"Ohh, ho, dyslexics on fire".

What are your favourites/funny ones.

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  • vizviz Frets: 10691
    I think Fishmaster has to be the winner.
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • vizviz Frets: 10691
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    edited September 2013

    Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arm Tonight

    "Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been some kind of cheese"

     This one has caught me out too -

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTLEVC-sfQ

    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • Panama_Jack666Panama_Jack666 Frets: 2989
    I have a feeling this thread could be something special...
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33793
    My wife misheard the lyrics to "Oliver's Army' as 'Eye of the Zombie'- something that I have never stopped teasing her about.
    James Richmond
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  • johnnyurqjohnnyurq Frets: 1368
    @Panama_Jack666

    Is that special or special needs?

    @Viz very funny worth a LOL or two.

    Keep them coming.
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33793
    viz said:
    The real lyrics are no less ridiculous though. ;)
    James Richmond
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  • vizviz Frets: 10691
    edited September 2013
    True in fact they make less sense! At least with otters' silky sweet arms you know where you are.
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • sinbaadisinbaadi Frets: 1302
    For most of my childhood I was oddly accepting of the misheard lyrics "lion eyes", I didn't know what it meant, or why "there ain't no way to hide" them, but I never questioned it until I saw the title written down.
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    sinbaadi said:
    For most of my childhood I was oddly accepting of the misheard lyrics "lion eyes", I didn't know what it meant, or why "there ain't no way to hide" them, but I never questioned it until I saw the title written down.

    Did you think it was dedicated to this lady -

    http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a579/imadray/bride_zps76afdcd6.jpg

    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • RockerRocker Frets: 4980
    It is impossible to mishear the lyrics of one of  The Corrs songs:

    Yeah, Yeah,Yeah, Yeah,Yeah, Yeah,Yeah, Yeah,................Yeah, Yeah,Yeah, Yeah,.....................
    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [Albert Einstein]

    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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  • guitarfishbayguitarfishbay Frets: 7960
    Music
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5850
    edited September 2013

    "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night": Shania Twain Man I Feel Like A woman

    "We're giving love in a Femidom": Sister Sledge.  We are Family

    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • dafuzzdafuzz Frets: 1522
    All practice and no theory
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  • spacecadetspacecadet Frets: 671
    This one still makes me piss.


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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9663
    Credence Clearwater Revival - There's a bathroom on the right
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • paulkpaulk Frets: 318
    The Police's "So Lonely" misheard as "Sue Lawley". Try getting that out of your head!
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 28139
    Mansion by Mega City Four apparently doesn't include the line "a grain of ember sky", which is a shame as I rather liked it.

    Apparently it's "a grey November sky".
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • webrthomsonwebrthomson Frets: 1031
    Paparazzi by Lady Gaga - I thought she was siging bubble nazi, which to be fair didnt really make any sense :)
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  • RocknRollDaveRocknRollDave Frets: 6481
    For years my older brother thought the Rainbow theme tune included the words 'Up above the streets and houses, rainbow planning time'......which is pretty trippy.






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