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The Master- at work.

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GassageGassage Frets: 30901
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Magnificent. I am not worthy.

*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • I can emphasise with this guy. I require three pairs of glasses in order to change strings. They don't make varifocal for me, I need zoom specs :(


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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    Well, I mean come on, least his hair's nice and tidy.

    Ney pleasing you lot ;)
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30901
    jd0272 said:
    Well, I mean come on, least his hair's nice and tidy.

    Ney pleasing you lot ;)
    Shame he can't cut a nut as neatly.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • GIJoeGIJoe Frets: 213
    SURELY a tele would be an ideal candidate for a TELE pickup no...?

    "Nobody is really researching robot jokes"

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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    Gassage;423583" said:
    jd0272 said:

    Well, I mean come on, least his hair's nice and tidy.



    Ney pleasing you lot ;)





    Shame he can't cut a nut as neatly.


    You, my good man, have unreasonably high expectations. The British workforce can only accomplish so much. May I point you in the direction of British Leyland.....

    At least he's in a nice comfy chair with an appropriate height work surface. If yer gonna fuck stuff up, best be comfy :)
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • CloudNineCloudNine Frets: 4258
    Mastur____ at work.
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  • martmart Frets: 5205
    Gassage said:
    jd0272 said:
    Well, I mean come on, least his hair's nice and tidy.

    Ney pleasing you lot ;)
    Shame he can't cut a nut as neatly.
    Have you checked out the hair on his nuts?  :-O
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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    mart said:
    Gassage said:
    jd0272 said:
    Well, I mean come on, least his hair's nice and tidy.

    Ney pleasing you lot ;)
    Shame he can't cut a nut as neatly.
    Have you checked out the hair on his nuts?  :-O
    I'm confident Mr @Gassage has somewhat more taste than The Butcher's nuts.
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30901
    edited November 2014
    I can attest that the butcher's nuts are not the dog's bollocks.

    Despite his love of reusing dogs.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • stonevibestonevibe Frets: 7142
    Master of Muppets

    Win a Cort G250 SE Guitar in our Guitar Bomb Free UK Giveaway 


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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    stonevibe said:
    Master of Muppets
    The Muppets had style dude. ;)
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • xmrchixmrchi Frets: 2810
    Hey now come on guys, we all know he is a man of integrity and passion, with a true gift for guitar correction and... Clear toning, his magnetic flux and "harmonic slur" are going to be spoken about for many a year to come in the guitar fraternity. He is a true icon if our age and should be treated as such!
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30901
    The Master- at Play.

    (Note the MDPhillps1956 patented 'Armadillo Fairing' on the bike)

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    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • CloudNineCloudNine Frets: 4258
    Looks like he is writing a song about MOT failure.
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  • AlnicoAlnico Frets: 4616
    Gassage said:
    The Master- at Play.

    (Note the MDPhillps1956 patented 'Armadillo Fairing' on the bike)

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    I  might not be brilliant at a lot of things in this world but i spent most of my adult life restoring and rebuilding old motorbikes so i feel more or less qualified to say / ask.............

    What in the name of Christ is that monstrosity ?

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  • xmrchixmrchi Frets: 2810
    @Alnico I'm thinking BMW? Poss k1 with modded fairing?
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  • AlnicoAlnico Frets: 4616
    Thank you - it's been bugging me - that wheel pattern and a shaft drive

    The wheels are 8 valve BMW K series - used on all the 8 valve models.

    Nice one.
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  • xmrchixmrchi Frets: 2810
    Now that was a horrific looking bike!
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  • AlnicoAlnico Frets: 4616
    EDIT

    A quick shufty into google reveals that wheels were continued into the 16 Valve models but not on the K1100's.

    It's still a bloody shed !
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30901
    CloudNine said:
    Looks like he is writing a song about MOT failure.
    Genuinely, that is the funniest comment I've ever read on here- utterly pissing myself laughing.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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