Things you've always wanted to do and say....

Gassage

Top of my list would be to be knocked off my transport in Brighton by a Royal Mail delivery van and then scream... "Oi Postie, you killed my bleedin' scooter....."

littlegreenman

Mate of my older brother owns that actual scooter!

Gassage

You're kidding?

randomhandclaps

If the stunt doesn't go as well as anticipated we could always get it inscribed on your gravestone. Could start a little business of pre-made Phil Daniels' quote gravestones. I reckon 'You should have cut down on the pork pies mate; Got some exercise' would be a big seller.

jd0272

randomhandclaps;455487" said:

If the stunt doesn't go as well as anticipated we could always get it inscribed on your gravestone. Could start a little business of pre-made Phil Daniels' quote gravestones. I reckon 'You should have cut down on the pork pies mate; Got some exercise' would be a big seller.

Ye reckon? The Big Six today, or tomorrow?

Gassage

"You 'erd..... I said find one then. Yeah I'll tell you what you can do with your eye-teeth and your job, you can take the mail and the frankin machine and all that other rubbish I have to go about with and you can stuff them right up your arse...."

littlegreenman

Gassage said:

You're kidding?

Nope, he's a scooter dealer.

Also has an exact replica of the GS that Sting rode in Quadrophenia.

TTony

"And we won on a double rollover week too?  Nice, better put the kettle on".

randomhandclaps

littlegreenman said:

Gassage said:

You're kidding?

Nope, he's a scooter dealer.

There's loads of scallies around here who deal from their scooters too.  Must be rife.

seany65

If I was a postman, I'd want to get 1 item in my delivery that says "Photographs do not bend"

I'd then say: "Oh, don't they? We'll see, smart-arse!"

DrBob

Gassage said:

"You 'erd..... I said find one then. Yeah I'll tell you what you can do with your eye-teeth and your job, you can take the mail and the frankin machine and all that other rubbish I have to go about with and you can stuff them right up your arse...."

Loved it that Flowered Up used that line in Weekender

DrBob

Must confess that at the minute it's the Wolf Of Wall Street for me.
All of it but particularly the part where he drives down to the Country Club to use the payphone..

Utterly ridiculous and morally reprehensible but you're telling me you wouldn't ?