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octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33725
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23575249

I was going to cal the thread 'No Shit' but figured it would be too obvious.
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    Robot toilets are amazing. Nice little bit o' spraying up the butthole action.
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  • Drew_fx said:
    Robot toilets are amazing. Nice little bit o' spraying up the butthole action.
    nowt new. french lavs used to do that
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    Mags has one, dunno if it's that brand though.
    My V key is broken
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    Drew_fx said:
    Robot toilets are amazing. Nice little bit o' spraying up the butthole action.
    nowt new. french lavs used to do that
    Nah, these are robots!!
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    holnrew said:
    Mags has one, dunno if it's that brand though.

    Are you suggesting we hack Mags' toilet so he get sprayed half way through?

    You evil genius....... ;-)

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33725
    I just don't need technology in the bog.
    I wouldn't mind the Guardian being printed on loo roll though, for the obvious reason.
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    octatonic said:
    I wouldn't mind the Guardian being printed on loo roll though, for the obvious reason.
    So it could match TheSun?

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    octatonic said:
    I just don't need technology in the bog.
    I wouldn't mind the Guardian being printed on loo roll though, for the obvious reason.
    You never read your phone or tablet whilst taking a shit?
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33725
    Drew_fx said:
    octatonic said:
    I just don't need technology in the bog.
    I wouldn't mind the Guardian being printed on loo roll though, for the obvious reason.
    You never read your phone or tablet whilst taking a shit?
    Almost never.
    I'm in and out as quickly as possible.
    Never understood this idea of sitting on a toilet, luxuriating with a dirty ring, reading the paper.
    Do people also have a coffee, maybe a biscuit?
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    I'm not averse to taking a piss whilst eating a sarnie. Not like the sarnie is touching the toilet or anything. I do some of my best thinking when I'm doing a plop.
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33725
    Drew_fx said:
    I'm not averse to taking a piss whilst eating a sarnie. Not like the sarnie is touching the toilet or anything. I do some of my best thinking when I'm doing a plop.
    I do most of my thinking either when driving or in the gym.
    or maybe when playing.
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    Or when you're plotting the downfall of Western civilisation? Yeah me too.
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13564
    Drew_fx said:
     I do some of my best thinking when I'm doing a plop.
    and produce some of your best work. 

    :)
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    octatonic said:
    Drew_fx said:
    octatonic said:
    I just don't need technology in the bog.
    I wouldn't mind the Guardian being printed on loo roll though, for the obvious reason.
    You never read your phone or tablet whilst taking a shit?
    Almost never.
    I'm in and out as quickly as possible.
    Never understood this idea of sitting on a toilet, luxuriating with a dirty ring, reading the paper.
    Do people also have a coffee, maybe a biscuit?
    Some of us don't have it all come out at once :(
    My V key is broken
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    mike_l said:
    holnrew said:
    Mags has one, dunno if it's that brand though.

    Are you suggesting we hack Mags' toilet so he get sprayed half way through?

    You evil genius....... ;-)

    Better to make it a russian roulette thing? So happens randomly, that way he might not be able to determine the fault to get it fixed... and would be a constant source of tension ...
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  • When I was in Japan I was scared to press the buttons, they were in some Japanese-type language. A fellow conference guest got a mouthful of toilet water as a reward for his enquiring mind, vindicating my trepidation.
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    When I was in Japan I was scared to press the buttons, they were in some Japanese-type language. A fellow conference guest got a mouthful of toilet water as a reward for his enquiring mind, vindicating my trepidation.
    He was doing it wrong!!
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  • Myranda said:
    When I was in Japan I was scared to press the buttons, they were in some Japanese-type language. A fellow conference guest got a mouthful of toilet water as a reward for his enquiring mind, vindicating my trepidation.
    He was doing it wrong!!
    By definition, yes! This is why engineers need signs everywhere reminding them to wear safety glasses.
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • PolarityManPolarityMan Frets: 7273
    So we know which autobots drew the short straw.
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