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Him: "Hey, I've just found out that I'm colour blind."
Me: "Really? But I thought you were clear on that and it was just your brother?"
Him: "I know. The diagnosis just came out of the purple."
This team is tae be applauded for breaking down the disability barriers
The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, “I’m going to buy everyone in this bar a free drink, except for that black guy over there!” Everybody is clapping and cheering for the racist and when he buys the last pint, the black man turns around, puts his thumb up and says, “Thanks mate!”
The racist is slightly puzzled by his reaction but doesn’t pay too much attention to it.
The next night, the racist goes into the same bar and again, there is a black guy sitting in the corner, so the man, again, goes to the bar, turns around and says, “I’m going to buy everyone here a free drink, except for that black guy over there!” The patrons are all ecstatic and are hugging and cheering the racist for his generosity.
When he buys the last pint, the black guy turns around, puts his thumb up and says, “Thanks mate!”
The racist scratches his head and asks the barman, “Why is that black guy thanking me when he’s the only person I’m not buying drinks for?”
“Well” the barman responds, “he owns this place.”
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
That same teacher then asked them to make up a sentence containing the word "flat".
Little girl on the left: "My Daddy's car had a flat tyre."
Teacher: "Very good."
Little girl on the right: "Some people believe the earth is flat."
Teacher: "Very good."
Chap at the front: " Today I saw a flat dog."
Teacher: "I'm not sure I get that one, Johnny?"
Chap at the front: "Well, Miss, there was another dog trying to pump it up".
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!