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From Halloween this week, some 'Friday' humour.
Grandad goes out into the garden and sees his grandson Johnny laying on the lawn, absorbed in doing something.
"Whatcha doing Johnny ?"
"Trying to get this worm back in his hole granddad"
"Ha ha, good luck with that, it's far too floppy. I tell you what though, if you manage it I'll give you a tenner!"
The lad sits thinking for a while, then goes and gets his granny's hairspray. He gives the worm a squirt of it and then pushes it back into the hole !!
Grandad watches, amazed, then goes indoors. He comes back a few minutes later.
"Well, here's that tenner I promised you...........and here's an extra fifty quid from your granny."
Anyone else bothered by the fact "YOU show me yours" would fit much better than it does with without the You.
yhis is the most amazing thing I have ever seen - please don't tell me this is photo-shopped
dancing cats and deer - what's not to like
Famous Italian celebrity chef Antonio Carluccio pasta way yesterday.
From my Lotus forum:- The reply from a member to some bloke looking for new front indicator lenses:-
"IIRC the guy who makes the clear/clear lenses also makes amber/clear lenses too."
And the bloke's response:-
"Do you have contact details? I found two sellers on ebay with either clear/clear or amber/amber lenses. Neither is called IIRC."