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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    Knock knock

    Who's there ? 

    Grandad 

    Shit stop the funeral !!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • rawk100rawk100 Frets: 1757
    Knock knock


    Who's there?


    Dishes


    Dishes who?


    Dishes Sean Connery 




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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4908
    Knock knock


    Who's there?


    Biggish


    Biggish who?


    Ah, no thanks, already bought one this week.

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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Attish

    Attish who?

    Bless you!
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835

    Knock Knock


    Who's there?


    Grandad


    Quick, stop the fucking hearse.

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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Made a mistake Internet shopping.

    Paid with my donor card instead of my debit card.

    Cost me an arm and a leg.


    :-)


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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    @Fretwired shouldn't the blackboard read "multiply yourself by the speed of light squared"?
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    @Fretwired shouldn't the blackboard read "multiply yourself by the speed of light squared"?
    It's humour, not a science lesson ... ;-)

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  • quarkyquarky Frets: 2777
    @Fretwired shouldn't the blackboard read "multiply yourself by the speed of light squared"?
    Where momentum is zero too I think.
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    Knock knock

    Who's there ? 

    Grandad 

    Shit stop the funeral !!
    Sorry @Bridgehouse I repeated your knock knock joke. I didn't see it.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28285
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  • BRISTOL86BRISTOL86 Frets: 1920
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  • kaypeejaykaypeejay Frets: 777
    proggy said:
    Knock knock

    Who's there ? 

    Grandad 

    Shit stop the funeral !!
    Sorry @Bridgehouse I repeated your knock knock joke. I didn't see it.
    It wasn’t funny the first time 
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  • rawk100rawk100 Frets: 1757
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835

    Ha - mildly amusing


    Haha - laughing


    Hahaha - sarcastic laugh


    Hahahaha - stayin' alive

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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601


    Trump opts for gender neutral his n' hers outfits ..

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  • blobbblobb Frets: 2932
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    Feelin' Reelin' & Squeelin'
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    A misogynist, racist and bully walk into a bar.

    The barman asks "What can I get you Mr Trump?"



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