Friday humour

HAL9000

proggy said:

Just applied for a job at the Citroen factory.

I had to send in 2CVs.

Friend of mine applied for a job at the Hyundai factory, but ended up building nuclear weapons instead. Turned out he'd chosen the wrong Korea.

Hootsmon

proggy

If you ever get lost somewhere and have to ask a woman for directions, try to ask the one with the smallest tits.

They tend to have the largest brains.

AlexC

What’s the definition of endless love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

Nitefly

AlexC said:

What’s the definition of endless love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

Good grief.

And LOL...

Fretwired

Finally published in one volume - All you need to know to get along with women - a must read for all men .. ;-)

Phil_aka_Pip

^ I get the gag, but ...

the notion that you can codify or even write down (using however many words or diagrams) is balderdash. In summary: if anyone ever worked out what THE RULES are, then they would instantly disappear and be replaced with something even more bizarrely inexplicable. I suspect this has already happened.

Fretwired

proggy

Fretwired said:

Really!

I'll be down the pub watching the cup final.

Bridgehouse

proggy said:

Fretwired said:

Really!

I'll be down the pub watching the cup final.

Looks to me like that's pretty much what he is doing....

Phil_aka_Pip

Fretwired said:

Not me. Life goes on, I have family stuff to do this Saturday, I won't be at all concerned with 2 people I don't know getting married. Don't wish them any harm, but they're not a lot to do with me.

Fretwired

Phil_aka_Pip said:

Fretwired said:

Not me. Life goes on, I have family stuff to do this Saturday, I won't be at all concerned with 2 people I don't know getting married. Don't wish them any harm, but they're not a lot to do with me.

Right .. this is a humour thread .. ;-)

Fretwired

proggy

Bridgehouse said:

proggy said:

Fretwired said:

Really!

I'll be down the pub watching the cup final.

Looks to me like that's pretty much what he is doing....

He's watching Millwall.

Bridgehouse

proggy said:

Bridgehouse said:

proggy said:

Fretwired said:

Really!

I'll be down the pub watching the cup final.

Looks to me like that's pretty much what he is doing....

He's watching Millwall.

Genuine Lol there, my friend.. I'll throw them, you hit them out the park..

Nitefly

Oh yeh, Millwall - the only team in the league with 4 silent l's:

Cam on Miwwaw!

  

proggy

Bridgehouse said:

proggy said:

Bridgehouse said:

proggy said:

Fretwired said:

Really!

I'll be down the pub watching the cup final.

Looks to me like that's pretty much what he is doing....

He's watching Millwall.

Genuine Lol there, my friend.. I'll throw them, you hit them out the park..

Thanks Mr B, I'll do my best.

HAL9000

http://www.geocities.ws/jonathan2133/survey2.doc

proggy

"What do we want?"

"Hearing Aids"

"When do we want them?"

"Hearing Aids"

underdog

proggy said:

"What do we want?"

"Hearing Aids"

"When do we want them?"

"Hearing Aids"

"What do we want"

"A cure for tourettes"

"When do we want it"

"C**t"