Friday humour

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axisus

I was told that there's a local girl with 12 nipples. Sounds strange dozen tit?

Bridgehouse

BigMonka said:

Bridgehouse said:

Shouldn't it be Yanny & Hardy for the joke to work?

Dunno - depends on if you are a pedantic kill joy?

Bridgehouse

Bridgehouse

Bridgehouse

rawk100

https://i.imgur.com/SEBBN25.jpg

AlexC

http://i63.tinypic.com/2viiniu.jpg

Nitefly

axisus said:

I was told that there's a local girl with 12 nipples. Sounds strange dozen tit?

There once was a lass from Rabat
Who bore triplets - Nat, Pat, and Tat.
Though the breeding went well,
The feeding was hell,
As she found she had no tit for Tat.

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AlexC

http://i68.tinypic.com/2z5kk8n.jpg

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JerkMoans

Not sure if this is the right place for this, but the batshit craziness made me larf like a drain, so...

merlin

@JerkMoans . My brother returned home from a trip to India with a few copies of this delightful book. He gave one to me (these are pics of the front and rear covers, taken just now) and another ended up on the table of books in our cousin's GP practice waiting room....

Phil_aka_Pip

@merlin I always thought Indian writing was all squiggly and illegible

JerkMoans

merlin said:

@JerkMoans . My brother returned home from a trip to India with a few copies of this delightful book. He gave one to me (these are pics of the front and rear covers, taken just now) and another ended up on the table of books in our cousin's GP practice waiting room....

For lasting, 'fresh-breath' confidence.  Bet that's a thumping good read.

Not so rare, apparently.  The ?Fourth or Fifth Prime Minister of India, Morarji Desai used to chin his own piss like a fury.

Nowt so queer as folk. 

JerkMoans

Phil_aka_Pip said:

@merlin I always thought Indian writing was all squiggly and illegible

Depends if you've been...

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On the piss!!!

Boom, badoom, tsch.

TheMarlin

Man, that's pretty grim.

Hootsmon

Hello Vicar, would you like some tea and a Jaffa cock?

JerkMoans

TheMarlin said:

Man, that's pretty grim.

I dunno.  Have you ever tried Retsina?