Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Bucket

What do you call something black and blue, in a ditch at the side of the road?

A guitarist who told too many drummer jokes.

Roaster

Piece of green Tarmac rushes the stage and smashes all the guitars and amps up.... Turns out he was a cyclepath... .I'll get me coat....

Axe_meister

A drum kit falls off a cliff.
Boom tish

Axe_meister

How do you get a classic musician to stop playing. Take his their sheet music away.

FX_Munkee

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians all the time?
A: A drummer.

I'll get me coat.......

FX_Munkee

Two cowboys were waiting in their bunkers for the Indians to attack. They listened to the distant pounding war drums.

One cowboy muttered to the other, "I don't like the sound of them drums."

Just then, an Indian voice came from over the hill, "It's not our usual drummer!"

bertie

ok here we go then,  .......

Phil_aka_Pip

a boat carrying an 'orchestra' of accordion players sinks with total loss of life. what do you call it?




- a start

maltingsaudio

Trombonist plays a gig at the local Jazz club, manager says "thats great we'll rebook you in a years time" Tormbonist says " Can I leave my instrument here then ?"

Nitefly

bertie said:

ok here we go then,  .......

At last!!!  I thought you'd forgotten it...

Bucket

Why is a ukulele different to a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

koneguitarist

Panama_Jack666 said:

Because he was too close to The Edge.

I've been waiting to make that joke until we got rid of face palms!

C'mon then, what's the best 'music' joke you have?

, I would like to think he was pushed ! Anyway, how many bassist to change a lightbulb ? None keyboard player does it with his left hand. Difference between a drummer and drum machine, about 2 1/2 bars by end of song. Etcetera

Nitefly

bertie said:

ok here we go then,  .......

Double post - 'scuse me.

paulk

Panama_Jack666 said:

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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No, because I pushed the sanctimonious cunt off and stomped on his bollox on the way down.

ToneControl

Bellycaster said:

What do you call a Guitarist without a Girlfriend?

 

 

 

Homeless.

that's an old drummer joke

 

Can we start on the bass player jokes now?

 

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One, once the guitarist shows him how

None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand

 

 

 

btw I love Bass

monquixote

We bought our bass player a 5 string bass. He kept complaining the strap was too tight. 

EricTheWeary

Why did Bono fall off the stage?
Cause he still hadn't found what he was looking for?



I'll get me coat..

Kebabkid

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because gravity was lost once the world stopped revolving around him!

PolarityMan

Why did Bono fall of the stage?

Cos he's a cunt.

mike_l

Why did bono fall off stage?

He was running from the hail of bullets from Mikes AK-47..........