Gordon Ramsey's pies on his daughter

ddlooping

What are your thoughts?

randomhandclaps

Is she clean?

VimFuego

sounds like a load of old pasties to me.

chillidoggy

Are they hand-raised?

bertie

she's an old tart.   Lorraine I think

Drew_TNBD

This thread right here.

Yes this one.

It's pretty archetypal of the Musicradar crowd. It's this sort of boring about-as-risque-as-a-waffle kind of humour that makes me want to set you all on fire. Figuratively of course, not literally. I bottle up my violence and regurgitate it out via the internet - oooohhh how wonderful modern civilisation is!

But yes. These types of threads.

Yes this one.

They're like the Michael McIntyre threads of the forum. Absolutely void of any real humour, yet half the planet would chuckle away and happily engage without a moments notice.

Yet post something mildly controversial and everyone loses their shit - and in secret too. Hidden forums, full of moustache'd admins and ginger code-geeks, ranting and trying to convince one another to throw down the ban hammer on the obscene person who made that joke. How dare he not plumb himself into the matrix of puns and self-referential FUCKING DULLARD CUNT HUMOUR... How dare he..... how dare he... how dare he....

Or she. I'm not sexist.

Then they compromise and send out an emissary; someone to deliver a message, carefully designed not to ruffle the beasts feathers. Could you please calm down sir, you're disturbing the other guests. Please refrain from smearing shit on our nice new curtains.

But yeah. Cool thread bro!!

bertie

fuck,  the restraints have broken again

NURSE NURSE,  quick

Drew_TNBD

I apologies for that outburst. I am not feeling well lately. My head hurts, and my soul feels diminished. Any excuse to lash out right now.

But I still didn't laugh.

holnrew

I love pies.

I am overweight.

Handsome_Chris

Drew_fx said:

They're like the Michael McIntyre threads of the forum. Absolutely void of any real humour, yet half the planet would chuckle away and happily engage without a moments notice.!

Fair comment.

ddlooping

Damn, it is my my first ever "pun on another discussion's subject" discussion as well.
Maybe I should move this thread to "Speaker's Corner" as I feel the urge to get name calling.

axisus

I love these threads!

TTony

Drew_fx said:

This thread right here.

They're like the Michael McIntyre threads of the forum. Absolutely void of any real humour, yet half the planet would chuckle away and happily engage without a moments notice.

I've never understood the point of Michael McIntyre.

Or threads like this.

ddlooping

TTony said:I've never understood the point of Michael McIntyre.

Or threads like this.

 Sorry, Tony, I can only find a Wikipedia entry for Michael McIntyre.