Roll up, roll up! Book your lucky poo for tomorrow, first come, first served!

chillidoggy

I’ve just consumed a Tesco’s Finest “Black Bean, Corn, and Chipotle Soup”.

The saucepan contents looked like they’ll be identical to the bog pan tomorrow morning, and what with yesterday’s night’s chilli and Abbott ale yet to work they’re way through, if there’s anyone requiring a lucky poo, post here!

ddlooping

I don't need one but thanks for the offer.

bertie

I just did some home made chicken, leek and spud.......bloody lovely............ handy things pressure cookers..............

viz

Is it possible to have it for just like an extra bit of luck even if you're not expecting to need it? I mean if nobody else specifically wants it an ting?

CabbageCat

I hope you've got your Chipotlaway to keep your underpants blood-free.

chillidoggy

viz said:

Is it possible to have it for just like an extra bit of luck even if you're not expecting to need it? I mean if nobody else specifically wants it an ting?

What, kind of like "One in the wood"?

Myranda

I think you should clench until it's needed...

chillidoggy

I don't think there's much chance any clenching will help. It'll probably only serve to increase the effective range by forcing it through a smaller orifice, albeit at the same pressure. I reckon I should be able to hit next door's fence and possibly even blow a hole in it, were I so inclined to try.

Myranda

That sounds pretty impressive. IF you should feel inclined - youtube... though blur out your naked arse - no one needs to see that

chillidoggy

Well, it is at least nicely tanned from my recent holiday in Florida.

viz

Myranda - a wisdom for thee.

jd0272

bertie;64463" said:

I just did some home made chicken, leek and spud.......bloody lovely............ handy things pressure cookers..............

Pressure cookers scare the bejesus outta me.

bertie

good ones, with proper "twist" connectors that are part of the base/lid  are fine/great/no problem.  Its the ones that used "attached" latches that are the source of all the horror stories

digitalscream

Can you hang on to it until Friday night, or at the very least stick a cork in it? First gig with the new band, and we need all the luck we can get...

chillidoggy

Ooooooh dear! Phew!

See now if someone had claimed that disgusting package, I reckon he could have been up for a lottery win at the very least. Sorry Digitalscream, I did try, but it was a lost cause. Good luck on Saturday, though.