Got dumped, what to buy to cheer me up?

johnonguitar

So in a major depression. Life sucks. Women are nuts. At least my Les Paul will never leave me

What can I buy gear wise that's cheap-ish and pretty random and will distract me for a bit?

p90fool

A fleshlight.

blueskunk

Telecaster will fix everything

Sassafras

Gear wise, you can't beat Heroin and Cocaine.

octatonic

Hooker and an 8 ball of coke.

koss59

If you don't already have a looper they're pretty good for killing time and good practice. And beer.......and a Telecaster.....Strat? Defo beer though!

jd0272

I'm with @blueskunk

But you may wish to consider a lubricated butt plug.

I wouldn't, but you might.

Adam_MD

Some cheap pedals and weed.

stonevibe

Gym membership

HAL9000

Some Leonard Cohen?

57Deluxe

try a bit of gardening - cures nearly all ailments...

blueskunk

I normally recommend class As for birthdays etc

If hes feeling depressed stay the fuck away from coke especially.

But plugs are way cool but id still say a telecaster , maybe one them lovely classic vibe 50s models.

Sarge

Luscious Linda the inflatable wonder!

Also weed, coke or better still MDMA the wonder cure for everything blue.

dilbert

And at the cheaper end of the market

 

dafuzz

Just watch Swingers and get mashed. It's the only cure.

thomasross20

p90fool;752217" said:

A fleshlight.

Haha!!!

hobbio

Sarge said:

Luscious Linda the inflatable wonder!

Also weed, coke or better still MDMA the wonder cure for everything blue.

Yeah, a date with Mandy never fails to amuse.

Parker

blueskunk;752299" said:

I normally recommend class As for birthdays etc

Vox AC30??

hubobulous

dafuzz said:

Just watch Swingers and get mashed. It's the only cure.

The problem is that he's so money, but he doesn't know it

Aidanspaghetti

Jam jar and half a pound of liver

Evilmags

Just buy something you would not have before because it would have annoyed her. And hookers. Three at once.