Lucky poos please !!!!

gilby

Narrowboat is being dry docked and surveyed today for a potential buyer. Don't think the base plate is in the verge of falling off but who knows ?
Heave away folks.

ESBlonde

I managed a double portion before I left for work this morning. It's authentic (complete with paperwork) and headed your way.

Col_Decker

I've already flushed one away this morning sorry. I think there maybe some left under my fingernails you can have though.

CabbageCat

After the most unrewarding bathroom visit since Reeva Steenkamp's I'm afraid all I can contribute to the kitty is one toffee penny.

I'll try again this afternoon.

chillidoggy

Last night's scorching-hot Red Thai Curry, and several glasses of 15-year old Calvados, has contrived to make a right old mess that's coming down the turnpike towards the drydock.

NB: Full chemical protective suits will be required.

gilby

Cheers guys, it's much appreciated.
By the way, the mrs finds the whole concept of lucky poos hilarious.

RobDavies

I had three this morning. I dedicate all of them to you.

digitalscream

You're a day late. I had the shits from Saturday until last night. Never has there been so much rejoicing at a solid ejection.

gilby

Survey wasn't brilliant. Got to get her grit (shit?) blasted. Found some pitting he wasn't happy with and wants a better look, there's some welding to be done and a slipping clutch. I may have to pay for that and new blacking if the buyer pulls out.
When I get a date for this I'll be putting in another request peeps.

holnrew

Sorry we let you down

johnnyurq

I blame constipation myself. 

Hope it gets sorted reasonably cheaply for you.

gilby

Cheers Johnny, life is kinda on hold until the boat sells as it's a deposit/start up funds to being on land. It's great we've got family to put us up but really need our own space.
Holnrew, don't feel bad, I don't hold the not so lucky poos against anyone (doesn't sound good that, does it?)
Boats are money eaters, always known that. If we had chosen to stay afloat we would of had to had this all done in the new year regardless.

chillidoggy

If you have an enemy, buy him a boat.

gilby

Unless he's a mp. Had one during the expense scandal claiming blacking on his boat yearly (?) as it was his second home. What made it worse was that he reckoned it was about eight grand a pop !!!!