Spinal Tap riffs.......

StanleyAccrington

.....anyone got any and are willing to share their secrets/technique with me.

Rox

Make sure your amp goes to eleven and you have a big bottom string.  Get yourself a medallion that represents the Patron Saint of Quality Footwear, and always conceal a foil wrapped vegetable down your trousers.

StanleyAccrington

My amp only goes up to 10....so I've drawn a number 11 with a felt tip pen. Me mam won't let me play it louder than 6 anyway!!

mike_l

D minor is the saddest key.

merlin

Make sure you can always get your love pump licked. 

Eartrumpet

Ensure your guitar has all the taggers on and listen to the sustain

John_P

Not sure about the riffs but I genuinely got lost finding the way from the dressing room to the stage on Wednesday night and felt like a muppet as I could hear the intro for the band.